In the thick of the 2018 Keto craze, when trendatarians at every table extolled the benefits of not eating carbs, this joke-site was created to preach the virtues of simply eating less, wasting time, and peeping snaps of Candle.
My goal in developing this site was to get it up as quickly as possible. It doesn't incorporate any framework or libraries, but rather relies solely on plain HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. It's hosted on Heroku. In total, around 25 minutes of development time went into its initial creation, testing, and deployment. Since it's a throw-away website, I sought an emphasis on humor, making the color-palette as hideous as possible, with the styling of a Web 1.0 blog from the late-90's (that's a terrible justification, for an terrible website).
No Need
Test what?
If you have feature suggestions, this project doesn't have features. If you'd like to submit a pull request, I'd suggest you use your time on something more fruitful.
This project is provided under the MIT licence and I hereby grant rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the software without limitation, provided the resulting software also carries the same open-source licensing statement. That said, I don't recommend you do any such thing; this site is hideous, and the timer function was ganked straight from StackOverflow.
- None, really
- Make styling less appealing
- More photos of Candle
- Less photos of me
- Troll users harder
- Provide less awful diet tips
- Tricky Dick Nixon photo-montage?