diff --git a/documentation/BUILTIN.md b/documentation/BUILTIN.md
index 0842f18..848823b 100644
--- a/documentation/BUILTIN.md
+++ b/documentation/BUILTIN.md
@@ -791,9 +791,6 @@ Generate a vertically aligned object i.e. a subset of the harmonic series that s
 ### vbool(*value*)
 Convert value to a boolean. Vectorizes over arrays.
 
-### void()
-Get rid of expression results. `void(++i)` increments the value but doesn't push anything onto the scale.
-
 ### weilHeight(*x*)
 Calculate the Weil height of the interval. Natural logarithm of the maximum of numerator or denominator.
 
diff --git a/documentation/advanced-dsl.md b/documentation/advanced-dsl.md
index cfb0306..a4f8bfa 100644
--- a/documentation/advanced-dsl.md
+++ b/documentation/advanced-dsl.md
@@ -576,7 +576,7 @@ Associating two values like `3/2 "fif"` invokes intrinsic behavior between the i
 Semantics of the expression `left right` follow this matrix depending on the types of the operands. Booleans are converted to `0` or `1` and follow interval semantics. Question marks indicate undefined behavior. Exclamation marks indicate that previous behavior has been depracated.
 | left↓ right→ | Niente        | String        | Color         | Interval       | Val            | Basis         | Function      |
 | ------------ | ------------- | ------------- | ------------- | -------------- | -------------- | ------------- | ------------- |
-| **Niente**   | ?             | ?             | ?             | bleach         | ?              | ?             | `right(left)` |
+| **Niente**   | `niente`      | `niente`      | `niente`      | `niente`       | `niente`       | `niente`      | `niente`      |
 | **String**   | ?             | concatenate   | ?             | label          | ?              | ?             | `right(left)` |
 | **Color**    | ?             | ?             | ?             | paint          | ?              | ?             | `right(left)` |
 | **Interval** | bleach        | label         | paint         | ?!             | ?!             | rebase        | `right(left)` |
@@ -584,6 +584,8 @@ Semantics of the expression `left right` follow this matrix depending on the typ
 | **Basis**    | ?             | ?             | ?             | rebase         | rebase         | ?             | `right(left)` |
 | **Function** | `left(right)` | `left(right)` | `left(right)` | `left(right)`  | `left(right)`  | `left(right)` | `left(right)` |
 
+The behavior for `niente` is designed so that `niente(++i)` works like `void(++i)` in JavaScript and that `niente 3/2 white "fif"` absorbs everything like a `//` comment would in JS.
+
 Intrinsic behavior vectorizes and broadcasts like other binary operations.
 
 Intrinsic behavior may be evoked explicitly by simply calling a value e.g. `3/2("fif")` and `"fif"(3/2)` both work.
diff --git a/examples/hexany.sw b/examples/hexany.sw
index 7930815..c3b7b51 100644
--- a/examples/hexany.sw
+++ b/examples/hexany.sw
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ sort()
 
 (* Shift out the 3/3 because the unison should be implicit *)
 (* Voiding is required to avoid pushing the first element on top instead *)
-void(shift())
+niente shift()
 
 (* Add the octave to finish off *)
 2
diff --git a/src/parser/__tests__/source.spec.ts b/src/parser/__tests__/source.spec.ts
index a95615d..ac8c965 100644
--- a/src/parser/__tests__/source.spec.ts
+++ b/src/parser/__tests__/source.spec.ts
@@ -2275,4 +2275,36 @@ describe('SonicWeave parser', () => {
     const scale = expand('sort(3/2 ^ [-2..2] rdc 2)');
     expect(scale).toEqual(['9/8', '4/3', '3/2', '16/9', '2/1']);
   });
+
+  it('has an unpaired comment of sorts', () => {
+    const scale = expand(`
+      9/8 red "tone"
+      niente 5/4 green "blue"
+      3/2 white
+      2/1
+      niente FJS
+    `);
+    expect(scale).toEqual(['9/8 "tone" red', '3/2 white', '2/1']);
+  });
+
+  it('has a void', () => {
+    const scale = expand(`
+      let i = 2
+      ++i
+      niente(++i)
+      ++i
+      2
+    `);
+    expect(scale).toEqual(['let i = 5', '3', '5', '2']);
+  });
+
+  it('has a hard unpaired comment of sorts', () => {
+    const scale = expand(`
+      5
+      3
+      2
+      niente and reduce()
+    `);
+    expect(scale).toEqual(['5', '3', '2']);
+  });
 });
diff --git a/src/parser/__tests__/stdlib.spec.ts b/src/parser/__tests__/stdlib.spec.ts
index 90e671f..39f6218 100644
--- a/src/parser/__tests__/stdlib.spec.ts
+++ b/src/parser/__tests__/stdlib.spec.ts
@@ -349,10 +349,8 @@ describe('SonicWeave standard library', () => {
   });
 
   it('can access docstrings', () => {
-    const doc = evaluateExpression('doc(void)');
-    expect(doc).toBe(
-      "Get rid of expression results. `void(++i)` increments the value but doesn't push anything onto the scale."
-    );
+    const doc = evaluateExpression('doc(vbool)');
+    expect(doc).toBe('Convert value to a boolean. Vectorizes over arrays.');
   });
 
   it('can generate the marveldene without irrational stretching', () => {
@@ -674,7 +672,7 @@ describe('SonicWeave standard library', () => {
   });
 
   it('pops a specific index', () => {
-    const scale = expand('6::12;void(pop($, 4))');
+    const scale = expand('6::12;niente(pop($, 4))');
     expect(scale).toEqual(['7/6', '8/6', '9/6', '10/6', '12/6']);
   });
 
diff --git a/src/parser/expression.ts b/src/parser/expression.ts
index 3c8631c..173a65d 100644
--- a/src/parser/expression.ts
+++ b/src/parser/expression.ts
@@ -1818,7 +1818,7 @@ export class ExpressionVisitor {
       case 'string':
         return this.intrinsicStringCall(left, right);
       case 'undefined':
-        return this.intrinsicNoneCall(right);
+        return undefined; // Absorb everything from the left
       case 'boolean':
         return this.intrinsicIntervalCall(upcastBool(left), right);
       case 'function':
@@ -1883,16 +1883,6 @@ export class ExpressionVisitor {
     return unaryBroadcast.bind(this)(caller, c => ic(callee, c));
   }
 
-  protected intrinsicNoneCall(caller: SonicWeaveValue): SonicWeaveValue {
-    if (typeof caller === 'boolean' || caller instanceof Interval) {
-      caller = upcastBool(caller).shallowClone();
-      caller.color = undefined;
-      return caller;
-    }
-    const n = this.intrinsicNoneCall.bind(this);
-    return unaryBroadcast.bind(this)(caller, n);
-  }
-
   protected intrinsicIntervalCall(
     callee: Interval,
     caller: SonicWeaveValue
diff --git a/src/stdlib/prelude.ts b/src/stdlib/prelude.ts
index b32fb6d..9c15f3e 100644
--- a/src/stdlib/prelude.ts
+++ b/src/stdlib/prelude.ts
@@ -232,11 +232,6 @@ riff ftom(freq) {
   return freq/440Hz /_ 2 * 12 + 69;
 }
 
-riff void() {
-  "Get rid of expression results. \`void(++i)\` increments the value but doesn't push anything onto the scale.";
-  return;
-}
-
 riff sum(terms = $$) {
   "Calculate the (linear) sum of the terms or the current scale.";
   return arrayReduce((total, element) => total +~ element, terms);
@@ -644,7 +639,7 @@ riff csgs(generators, ordinal = 1, period = niente, numPeriods = 1, maxSize = 10
     }
     sortInPlace($$);
     if (hasConstantStructure($$)) {
-      void(--ordinal);
+      niente(--ordinal);
     }
   }
   return repeat(numPeriods);
@@ -870,7 +865,7 @@ riff mergeOffset(offsets, overflow = 'drop', scale = ££) {
 
   unshift(equave ~^ 0);
   const copies = $ tns~ offsets;
-  void(shift());
+  niente shift();
 
   if (overflow == 'drop') {
     remap(copy => copy[copy > 1 vand copy < equave], copies);
@@ -937,15 +932,15 @@ riff coalesce(tolerance = 3.5, action = 'simplest', preserveBoundary = false, sc
   }
   if (not preserveBoundary) {
     while ($$ and labs~$$[0] <= tolerance)
-      void(shift($$));
+      niente shift($$);
     while ($$ and labs~($$[-1] %~ scale[-1]) <= tolerance)
-      void(pop($$));
+      niente pop($$);
   }
   scale[-1];
   if (length($) <= 1)
     return $;
   while (length($) > 1 and $[-1] ~= $[-2])
-    void(pop($, -2));
+    niente pop($, -2);
 }
 
 riff replace(interval, replacement, scale = ££) {