From a8e3e1b841a805ade08943351154b114a2eb0728 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Valentine Briese <valentinegb@icloud.com>
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:35:54 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Add... \*sigh*... add `/piss` command

---
 src/main.rs        |  3 ++-
 src/rp_commands.rs | 30 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 32 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs
index 5b9c52b..415230a 100644
--- a/src/main.rs
+++ b/src/main.rs
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ use crate::{
     collective::collective,
     confess::confess,
     portside::check_portside_reactions,
-    rp_commands::{bite, boop, gnaw, meow, murder, pat},
+    rp_commands::{bite, boop, gnaw, meow, murder, pat, piss},
 };
 
 /// User data, which is stored and accessible in all command invocations
@@ -144,6 +144,7 @@ async fn main(#[shuttle_runtime::Secrets] secret_store: SecretStore) -> ShuttleS
                 confess(),
                 collective(),
                 debug::embeds(),
+                piss(),
             ],
             event_handler: |ctx, event, _framework, _data| {
                 Box::pin(async move {
diff --git a/src/rp_commands.rs b/src/rp_commands.rs
index d5e2041..e5cd417 100644
--- a/src/rp_commands.rs
+++ b/src/rp_commands.rs
@@ -211,3 +211,33 @@ rp_command!(
         FloofEmoji::FloofPlead,
     ),
 );
+
+rp_command!(
+    piss,
+    "Thaaaaaat'sssss pissssssssssss",
+    "Who you will... piss",
+    [
+        (
+            "{a} pissed {b}\n(I do not know what that means) {e}",
+            FloofEmoji::AFloofLoad,
+        ),
+        (
+            "{a} whispered \"*piss yourself*\" into {b}'s ear and they listened {e}",
+            FloofEmoji::FloofOwo,
+        ),
+        (
+            "{a} activated the peeing-your-self-inducing-waves-inator machine and {b} was a bit too close {e}",
+            FloofEmoji::FloofLurk,
+        ),
+        (
+            "Run away {b}-! {a} has a piss kink {e}",
+            FloofEmoji::FloofScared,
+        ),
+        (
+            "{a} JUST *PEED **ON*** {b}?????????? {e}\nI'm quitting istg...",
+            FloofEmoji::FloofNervous,
+        ),
+    ],
+    ("WTF {a} PEED ON ME EW EW EW EWWWWW {e}", FloofEmoji::FloofScared),
+    ("Ummm, guys...? {a} pissed themselves... {e}", FloofEmoji::FloofNervous),
+);