refactor event declarations

[buhman]

I dislike the pattern:

$("#blah").click(…);
$("#urmom").click(…);

I was considering something like:

events = {
    click: {
        "#blah": something
    }
    sclick: {
        "#asdf": darkside
    }
}

I think after that's done, we might find even that too boring, and make some data-event="sclick" attribute thing like in #24.

And so begins our accidental rewrite of angular.js.