cards_against.json

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        "name": "CAH Base Set",
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                "text": "\"Tweeting.\"",
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                "text": "(I am doing Kegels right now.)",
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                "text": "10,000 Syrian refugees.",
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            {
                "text": "100% Pure New Zealand.",
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                "text": "2 Girls 1 Cup.",
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            {
                "text": "400 years of colonial atrocities.",
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                "text": "50 mg of Zoloft daily.",
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            {
                "text": "50,000 volts straight to the nipples.",
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            {
                "text": "72 virgins.",
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            {
                "text": "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
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            {
                "text": "A bag of magic beans.",
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                "text": "A balanced breakfast.",
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                "text": "A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.",
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                "text": "A big black dick.",
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            {
                "text": "A big hoopla about nothing.",
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                "text": "A bird that shits human turds.",
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            {
                "text": "A bit of slap and tickle.",
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                "text": "A bitch slap.",
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                "text": "A bleached arsehole.",
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                "text": "A bleached asshole.",
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            {
                "text": "A Bop It™.",
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                "text": "A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth.",
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                "text": "A brain tumor.",
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                "text": "A brain tumour.",
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                "text": "A bucket of fish heads.",
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                "text": "A can of whoop-ass.",
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                "text": "A caress of the inner thigh.",
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                "text": "A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.",
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                "text": "A cat with... hands.",
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                "text": "A cherry-wood spanking bench.",
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                "text": "A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it.",
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            {
                "text": "A clandestine butt scratch.",
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                "text": "A cooler full of organs.",
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                "text": "A copy of Bedside Hitler.",
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                "text": "A crucifixion.",
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                "text": "A cute, fuzzy koala, but it has chlamydia.",
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                "text": "A death ray.",
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                "text": "A decent fucking Internet connection.",
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                "text": "A defective condom.",
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                "text": "A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone.",
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            {
                "text": "A didgeridildo.",
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                "text": "A disappointing birthday party.",
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            {
                "text": "A drive-by shooting.",
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                "text": "A fair go.",
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                "text": "A falcon with a cap on its head.",
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            {
                "text": "A fanny fart.",
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                "text": "A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber.",
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                "text": "A fat bald man from the internet.",
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                "text": "A fetus.",
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                "text": "A five-litre goon bag.",
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            {
                "text": "A Fleshlight.",
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            {
                "text": "A Fleshlight®.",
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                "text": "A foetus.",
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                "text": "A foul mouth.",
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                "text": "A fuck-ton of almonds.",
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            {
                "text": "A fuck-tonne of almonds.",
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                "text": "A gassy antelope.",
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                "text": "A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
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                "text": "A ginger's freckled ballsack.",
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            {
                "text": "A good sniff.",
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                "text": "A good, strong gorilla.",
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                "text": "A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air.",
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                "text": "A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.",
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            {
                "text": "A Gypsy curse.",
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            {
                "text": "A hairless little shitstain named Callou.",
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            {
                "text": "A Halal Snack Pack.",
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            {
                "text": "A hen night in Slough.",
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                "text": "A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
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                "text": "A horde of Vikings.",
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                "text": "A hot mess.",
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                "text": "A Japanese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it.",
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                "text": "A Japanese whaling operation.",
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                "text": "A LAN party.",
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                "text": "A lifetime of sadness.",
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                "text": "A literal tornado of fire.",
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                "text": "A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.",
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                "text": "A live studio audience.",
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            {
                "text": "A look-see.",
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                "text": "A low standard of living.",
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                "text": "A mad cow.",
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                "text": "A madman who lives in a police box and kidnaps women.",
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                "text": "A man of means by no means.",
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                "text": "A man on the brink of orgasm.",
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                "text": "A mating display.",
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                "text": "A Mexican.",
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                "text": "A micropenis.",
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                "text": "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.",
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                "text": "A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
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                "text": "A mime having a stroke.",
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                "text": "A moment of silence.",
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                "text": "A monkey smoking a cigar.",
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                "text": "A mopey zoo lion.",
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                "text": "A much younger woman.",
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                "text": "A murder most foul.",
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            {
                "text": "A neglected Tamagotchi™.",
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            {
                "text": "A nice cup of tea.",
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                "text": "A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love.",
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                "text": "A pineapple with chlamydia.",
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            {
                "text": "A posh wank.",
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            {
                "text": "A prayer bouquet.",
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                "text": "A pyramid of severed heads.",
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            {
                "text": "A really cool hat.",
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                "text": "A robust mongoloid.",
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                "text": "A sad god with a shit-covered pair of nipples.",
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            {
                "text": "A sad handjob.",
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                "text": "A salad for men that's made of metal.",
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            {
                "text": "A salty surprise.",
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            {
                "text": "A sassy black woman.",
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            {
                "text": "A sausage festival.",
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            {
                "text": "A saxophone solo.",
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            {
                "text": "A sea of troubles.",
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            {
                "text": "A shark!",
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            {
                "text": "A sick burnout.",
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            {
                "text": "A sick wombat.",
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            {
                "text": "A sickly child-king.",
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                "text": "A six-point plan to stop the boats.",
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                "text": "A slab of VB and a pack of durries.",
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            {
                "text": "a slightly used tampon",
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            {
                "text": "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
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            {
                "text": "A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes.",
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            {
                "text": "A soggy Sao.",
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                "text": "A spastic nerd.",
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            {
                "text": "A stingray barb through the chest.",
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            {
                "text": "A stray pube.",
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                "text": "A subscription to Men's Fitness.",
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            {
                "text": "A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.",
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            {
                "text": "A surprisingly low amount of prison rape.",
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            {
                "text": "A swift hoog to the face.",
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                "text": "A thermonuclear detonation.",
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                "text": "A thousand Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison.",
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            {
                "text": "A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal.",
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                "text": "A Tim Hortons franchise.",
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                "text": "A time travel paradox.",
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            {
                "text": "A tiny horse.",
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                "text": "A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele.",
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            {
                "text": "A tribe of warrior women.",
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                "text": "A vagina that tastes like the bathroom floors at Tom's Diner.",
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            {
                "text": "A vajazzled vagina.",
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            {
                "text": "A vastly superior healthcare system.",
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            {
                "text": "A vindaloo poo.",
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            {
                "text": "A web of lies.",
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            {
                "text": "A wheelchair death race.",
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            {
                "text": "A white ethnostate.",
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            {
                "text": "A white van man.",
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            {
                "text": "A whole thing of butter.",
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            {
                "text": "A windmill full of corpses.",
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                "text": "A wisecracking terrorist.",
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            {
                "text": "A zesty breakfast burrito.",
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            {
                "text": "Aaron Burr.",
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            {
                "text": "Abstinence.",
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            {
                "text": "Academy Award winner Meryl Streep.",
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            {
                "text": "Accepting the way things are.",
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            {
                "text": "Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.",
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            {
                "text": "Active listening.",
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            {
                "text": "Actually giving a shit",
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            {
                "text": "Actually taking candy from a baby.",
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            {
                "text": "Adderall™.",
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            {
                "text": "Adult Friendfinder.",
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            {
                "text": "Advice from a wise, old black man.",
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            {
                "text": "African children.",
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            {
                "text": "Agriculture.",
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            {
                "text": "AIDS.",
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            {
                "text": "Alcohol poisoning.",
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            {
                "text": "Alcoholism.",
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            {
                "text": "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.",
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            {
                "text": "All four prongs of an echidna's penis.",
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            {
                "text": "All my gentleman suitors.",
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            {
                "text": "all pants are half off today",
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            {
                "text": "All the dudes I've fucked.",
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            {
                "text": "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
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            {
                "text": "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99.",
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            {
                "text": "Altar boys.",
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                "text": "America.",
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                "text": "American Gladiators.",
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                "text": "Americanization.",
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                "text": "Amputees.",
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                "text": "An AK-47 assault rifle.",
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            {
                "text": "An AK-47.",
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            {
                "text": "An AR-15 assault rifle.",
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            {
                "text": "An argument with Richard Dawkins.",
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                "text": "An Army of smack heads with HIV infected needles.",
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            {
                "text": "An ass like two football helmets.",
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            {
                "text": "An asymmetric boob job.",
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            {
                "text": "An endless stream of diarrhea.",
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            {
                "text": "An endless stream of diarrhoea.",
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            {
                "text": "An entrenched class system.",
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                "text": "An erection that lasts longer than four hours.",
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            {
                "text": "An Evening with Michael Buble.",
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            {
                "text": "An evil man in evil clothes.",
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                "text": "An honest cop with nothing left to lose.",
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            {
                "text": "An icepick lobotomy.",
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            {
                "text": "An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.",
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            {
                "text": "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
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            {
                "text": "An M16 assault rifle.",
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            {
                "text": "An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette.",
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            {
                "text": "An Oedipus complex.",
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            {
                "text": "An old guy who's almost dead.",
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            {
                "text": "An older woman who knows her way around the penis.",
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            {
                "text": "An oversized lollipop.",
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            {
                "text": "An ugly face.",
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            {
                "text": "An unsurprising rash.",
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            {
                "text": "An unwanted pregnancy.",
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            {
                "text": "An uppercut.",
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            {
                "text": "Anal beads.",
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            {
                "text": "Announcing that I am about to cum.",
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            {
                "text": "Another goddamn vampire movie.",
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            {
                "text": "Another surprising Osprey crash.",
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            {
                "text": "Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth.",
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            {
                "text": "Apologizing.",
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            {
                "text": "Arnold Vosloo.",
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            {
                "text": "Asians who aren't good at math.",
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            {
                "text": "Assless chaps.",
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            {
                "text": "Attitude.",
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            {
                "text": "Auschwitz.",
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            {
                "text": "Australia.",
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            {
                "text": "Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
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            {
                "text": "Autocannibalism.",
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            {
                "text": "AXE Body Spray.",
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            {
                "text": "Badger culling.",
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            {
                "text": "Ball-by-ball commentary from Richie Benaud.",
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            {
                "text": "Balls. Big balls. Really big balls.",
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            {
                "text": "Bananas in Pajamas.",
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            {
                "text": "Bananas.",
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            {
                "text": "Barack Obama.",
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            {
                "text": "Barely making $25,000 a year.",
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            {
                "text": "Basic trainees.",
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            {
                "text": "BATMAN!",
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            {
                "text": "BATMAN!!!",
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            {
                "text": "Battlefield amputations.",
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            {
                "text": "Becoming a blueberry.",
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            {
                "text": "Bees?",
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            {
                "text": "Being a busy adult with many important things to do.",
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            {
                "text": "Being a dick to children.",
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            {
                "text": "Being a dinosaur.",
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            {
                "text": "Being a hideous beast that no one could love.",
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            {
                "text": "Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
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            {
                "text": "Being a woman.",
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            {
                "text": "Being able to talk to elephants.",
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            {
                "text": "Being back-to-back World War Champions!",
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            {
                "text": "Being black.",
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            {
                "text": "Being Canadian.",
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            {
                "text": "Being fabulous.",
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            {
                "text": "Being fat and stupid.",
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            {
                "text": "Being hunted like a fox.",
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            {
                "text": "Being marginalised.",
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            {
                "text": "Being marginalized.",
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            {
                "text": "Being on fire.",
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            {
                "text": "Being rich.",
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            {
                "text": "Being white.",
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            {
                "text": "Benedict Cumberbatch.",
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            {
                "text": "Bestiality.",
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            {
                "text": "Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
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                "text": "Bingeing and purging.",
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            {
                "text": "Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath.",
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            {
                "text": "Bisexuality.",
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            {
                "text": "Bitches.",
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            {
                "text": "Black people.",
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            {
                "text": "Bling.",
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            {
                "text": "Blood fisting",
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            {
                "text": "Blood, toil, tears, and sweat.",
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            {
                "text": "Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits.",
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            {
                "text": "Blowing up Parliament.",
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            {
                "text": "Boat people; half boat, half human.",
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            {
                "text": "Bogies.",
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            {
                "text": "Bond, James Bond.",
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            {
                "text": "Bono.",
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            {
                "text": "Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.",
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            {
                "text": "Boogers.",
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            {
                "text": "Bosnian chicken farmers.",
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            {
                "text": "Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly.",
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            {
                "text": "Braiding three penises into a licorice twist.",
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            {
                "text": "Braiding three penises into a Twizzler.",
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            {
                "text": "Breaking out into song and dance.",
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            {
                "text": "Brexit.",
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            {
                "text": "Britney Spears at 55.",
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            {
                "text": "Brown people.",
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            {
                "text": "Bubble butt bottom boys.",
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            {
                "text": "Buckfast Tonic Wine.",
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            {
                "text": "Bullshitting my ass off.",
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            {
                "text": "Burning down the White House.",
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            {
                "text": "Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle.",
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                "text": "Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is _?",
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                "text": "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.",
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                "text": "My mom is so happy when I visit, but I'm only there to be _.",
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                "text": "Thank God for alcohol and _.",
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                "text": "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
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                "text": "What don't you want to find in your doner kebab?",
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                "text": "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
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                "text": "What don't you want to find in your Mongolian beef?",
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                "text": "What ended my last relationship?",
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                "text": "What gets better with age?",
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                "text": "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
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                "text": "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
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                "text": "What helps Barack Obama unwind?",
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                "text": "What helps Obama unwind?",
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