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<title>WILTHOST: FUCKING CRUSHING ALL OTHER MC SERVER HOSTS</title>
<meta name="description" content="WE'RE WILTHOST. WE'RE GONNA HOST YOUR SHITTY EARTH SERVER OR SOMETHING.">
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<span class='typeface--secondary h4 typeface--italic'>LOL YOU FUCKING MINECRAFT IDIOT WELCOME TO</span>
<span class='typeface--primary h1'>WILTHOST</span>
<span class='typeface--secondary h4 typeface--italic'>WE'RE GOING TO PUT ALL OTHER SHITTY HOSTS OUT OF BUSINESS</span>
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<h1 class='yelling'>WE'LL RIP THE SHIT OFF OF YOU</h1>
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We'll host any fucking thing you want. Your cringe Earth server made in 30 fucking minutes. Your pay-to-win fucking excuse of a community. Even your wannabe biggest anarchy server. We'll rip the fucking shit out of you in the process. We will stop your server at random times. We will mine FUCKING DOGECOIN in OUR servers. Yes. OUR SERVERS. We fucking oversell OVH because FUCK you.
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JUST GIVE US GODDAMN FUCKING MONEY, IDIOT.
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<h1 class='yelling'>WE'LL GIVE YOU A BAD EXPERIENCE</h1>
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We won't give you any fucking support over a shitty block game. Hell, we won't give you support if your server completely follows MicwOsoFt's EUWA like a fucking crybaby. Our support agents will be the most toxic assholes out there and we will shame you for needing help in a lego game. If you need help, you're a complete idiot and we will shove that fact into your face
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You know what's the fucking best? We have a 6.9420% uptime rating and a 1.4/5 TrustPilot rating. FUCK THE KID WHO DOWNVOTED US ON R/ADMINCRAFT LOL WE HOPE YOUR MINECWAFT HOUSE GETS GRIEFED
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<h1 class='yelling'>WE'LL SELL YOUR DATA TO HACKERS AND DELETE YOUR SERVER</h1>
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LOL you thought you could just host Minecwaft uwuwuw with us? Well FUCK you! We are GDPR non-compliant and at a random day, when we're fucking high or something, your server will be deleted. We'll use your IP database to collect $$$$$$ from script kiddies.
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Don't want that? Go ahead, host with a normal host. As if they care about your shitty Earth server. AT LEAST WE'RE HONEST ABOUT IT, FUCKER!
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<h1 class='yelling'>OUR FUCKING PRODUCTS</h1>
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<h3>BROKE ASS KIDDIE PLAN (for those who can't use their mom's card)</h3>
<img src='img/tier1.png' width='70'>   <b>GBP 0.00/month</b>
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<b>100</b> MB disk storage<br>
<b>256MB</b> DDR3 RAM<br>
<b>1</b> stupid fucking server<br>
<b>Async</b> Minecraft<br>
<b>We will tell your server is hosted on us every minute</b><br>
<b>Ancient</b> fucking Multicraft panel<br>
<b>2</b> player cap because FUCK editing server.properties<br>
<b>Bukkit</b> server software<br>
<b>FREE</b> plugins from BlackSpigot<br>
<b>6.9420%</b> uptime
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<h3>DIRT PLAN OR SOME RANDOM MINECRAFT BLOCK</h3>
<img src='img/tier2.png' width='70'>   <b>GBP 39.99/month</b>
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<b>101</b> MB disk storage<br>
<b>257MB</b> DDR4 RAM<br>
<b>1</b> stupid FUCKING SERVER<br>
<b>Async</b> Minecraft<br>
<b>We will tell your server is hosted on us every minute</b><br>
<b>EDITABLE</b> server.properties <br>
<b>Bukkit</b> server software<br>
<b>FREE</b> plugins from BlackSpigot<br>
<b>HACKERS</b> will join your stupid server<br>
<b>6.9420%</b> uptime
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<h3>BEDROCK PLAN</h3>
<img src='img/tier3.png' width='70'>   <b>GBP 99.99/month</b>
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<b>INFINITE</b> disk storage<br>
<b>INFINITE</b> RAM<br>
<b>2</b> stupid FUCKING SERVERS<br>
<b>Async</b> Minecraft<br>
<b>We will tell your server is hosted on us every minute</b><br>
<b>EDITABLE</b> server.properties <br>
<b>Bukkit</b> server software<br>
<b>FREE</b> plugins from BlackSpigot<br>
<b>HACKERS</b> will join your stupid server<br>
<b>1</b> big personalized MIDDLE FINGER from the CEO<br>
<b>6.9420%</b> uptime
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<h3>IDK, FUCKING OBSIDIAN PLAN OR SOMETHING</h3>
<img src='img/tier4.png' width='70'>   <b>GBP 299.99/month</b>
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<b>WATER COOLED</b> PC<br>
<b>FAKE</b> Ryzen 3600 from eBay<br>
<b>GO FUCKING INSTALL WHATEVER YOU WANT</b><br>
<b>...WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS SERVER</b><br>
<b>Async</b> Minecraft<br>
<b>We will tell your server is hosted on us every minute</b><br>
<b>3 </b> big personalized MIDDLE FINGERs<br> from the CEO and Marketing Staff<br>
<b>6.9420%</b> uptime
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<h1 class='yelling'>SIGN UP TO GET RIPPED OFF</h1>
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SIGN UP NOW AND GET FUCKING SCAMMED. We're not even a registered company LOL we're just a bunch of pro hackers on VPNs<br><br>
Please note, we absolutely 100% WILL sell your email address to spammers. You can fucking bet on it.<br><br>
JOIN OR DIE: <a href="https://discord.gg/T39vmgBx">WILT HOST DISCORD</a><br><br>
THIS SITE WAS STOLEN FROM H0STCH0PPER.COM LOL WE'RE LITERALLY THIEVES YOU SHOULD BUY FROM US
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