linux.data

DEFAULT
{SlashdotHeadline}

LINUXDOMAIN
{linuxdomainname}.{bigtld}

LINUXDOMAINNAME
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1}
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1}
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1}-{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain1}-{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain0}{linuxdomain1}
{linuxdomain0}{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain0}{linuxdomain2}
{linuxdomain1}.{domainname}

LINUXDOMAIN0
cmdr
captain
super
major
taco
cool
phat
burrito
coffee
mega
meta
slash
dot
colon
grok
about
1st
just
everything
project
os
techno
source
the
open
free
new
colonel
go
wow
hot
uber
{firstname}

LINUXDOMAIN1
linux
geek
nerd
hack
unix
bsd
freebsd
solaris
apache
gnu
opensource
penguin
tux
daemon
linus
hacker
root
kernel
perl
python
programming
bitbucket
null

LINUXDOMAIN2
news
week
today
tommorrow
day
newbie
ware
cheesymerchandise
headlines
stuff
portal
power
shell
hack
fest
web
site
forum
community
dotcom
dotorg
fun
help
advice
world
network
net
humor
rules
warez
rulez
kiddie
geek
nerd
hacker
moneymakingportal
here
planet
city
place
chat
grok
one
central
plaza
2000
search
find
finder
links
directory
apps
business
biz
archives
island
software
bandwagon
life
howto
mag
month
minute
chix
meat
women
docs
games
focus
{Newspaperpair2}
start
now
future
universe
galaxy
key
party
jobs
tech

LINUXDISTRO
Red Hat Linux
Debian GNU/Linux
SuSE Linux
TurboLinux
Stampede Linux
Caldera OpenLinux
Slackware Linux
Linux Mandrake
Corel Linux

LINUXCOMPANY
Red Hat
SuSE
Caldera
Corel
LinuxCare
VA Linux
Internet.com
Cobalt Networks
Applix

LINUXPERSONALITY
Linus Torvalds
Eric S. Raymond
Richard M. Stallman
Alan Cox
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer
Rik van Riel
Larry Wall
Bruce Perens
Miguel de Icaza

MICROSOFTPERSONALITY
Bill Gates
Steve Ballmer
Ed Muth
Nathan Myrrhvold

PUNDITPERSONALITY
Jesse Berst
Fred Moody
Bob Metcalfe

TECHCOLUMNIST
{PunditPersonality}
Robert X. Cringely
Jon Katz
Nicholas Petreley
John Dvorak

LINUXPUBLICATION
LinuxToday
LWN
LinuxWorld
Linux.com

LINUXEXPO
{RealCity} Linux {LinuxExpoSuffix}
{USState} Linux {LinuxExpoSuffix}
Linux {LinuxExpoSuffix}
LinuxWorld {LinuxExpoSuffix}
LinuxExpo {LinuxExpoSuffix}
LinuxCon {LinuxExpoSuffix}

LINUXEXPOSUFFIX
Showcase
Expo
Conference
Convention
{@%Y|0|0}
Show
Money-Making Expo
PHB Get-Together

TECHLAWSUITTARGET
DeCSS
Napster
MP3.com
2600

TECHGEEKTARGET
DMCA
Microsoft
Echelon
Carnivore
"Know Your Customer"
Geek Profiling
Software Patents

TECHGEEKENEMY
Microsoft
RIAA
MPAA
DVD CCA
Network Solutions

GEEKPEOPLE
Hackers
Geeks
Nerds
Kids
Teenagers
{[Angst-Ridden|Troubled} Teens
Anonymous Cowards
Lurkers
Flamers

GEEKENEMY
Bible-Thumpers
Congresscritters
{[Paranoid |Clueless |Hysterical | } Parents
Recording Industry Executives
Media Tycoons
Bureaucrats
Soccer Moms
Prohibitionists
Lawyers
Attorneys
Lobbyists
Pointy Haird Bosses
School Administrators
Thought Police

GEEKBADGUYS
Script Kiddies
Hackers
Crackers
Spammers

GEEKPOLITICALPROBLEM
censorship
software patents
{[Carnivore|Echelon}
Geek Profiling
"Know Your Customer"
domain snatching

TECHPROBLEM
Script Kiddies
Spammers
Crackers
Backhoes
Network Outtages
System Crashes

LINUXERROR
lp1 on fire
kernel panic
Signal 11
Security hole found between chair and monitor
User needs a cluestick
This ain't Windows
Bus error
Black hole imminent
Segmentation fault

TECHTOPIC
Bogus Patents
Artificial Intelligence
Embedded Systems
Dotcom Meltdown
Hackers/Crackers
Spam
Windows {WindowsVersion} Security Exploits

GEEKENTERTAINMENT
Star Wars
Star Wars
The Matrix
Star Trek: {[TOS|TNG|DS9|Voyager}
Star Trek
The Simpsons
X-Files
Babylon 5
MST3K

GEEKSCIFIBOOK
The {GeekSciFiBookPeople} Of The {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookPlace}
The {GeekSciFiBookPeople} Of {GeekSciFiAlien}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookPlace}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiBookPlace} Of The {GeekSciFiBookPeople}
The {GeekSciFiBookThing} Of The {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookPlace}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookPeople} Of The {GeekSciFiBookThing}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookPlace} {GeekSciFiBookThing}
The {GeekSciFiBookEnemy} {[Awaits|Comes|Awakens|Returns}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookThing} Of The {GeekSciFiBookEnemy}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiBookEnemy}
{GeekSciFiBookThing} {[In The Balance|On Hold|In Limbo|Vanishes}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiBookThing} Of {GeekSciFiAlien}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookAdj} {GeekSciFiBookPlace}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookAdj} {GeekSciFiBookPlace} Of {GeekSciFiAlien}
{[The }{GeekSciFiBookAdj} {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookThing}
{[The }{LastName} {[Effect|Equation}

GEEKSCIFIBOOKPLACE
Planet
Star
Sun
Universe
Galaxy
Solar System
World
Realm
Asteroid
Comet
Outpost
Matrix
Constellation
Continuum
Cluster
Quasar
Nebula

GEEKSCIFIBOOKTHING
{[Techno|Cyber|Lawyer|Chrono}clysm
Federation
Future
Community
Civilization
Spaceship
Union
Alliance
Foundation
Conspiracy
Amulet
Black Hole
Anomoly
Underground
Empire

GEEKSCIFIBOOKENEMY
Menace
Monster
Machine
Beast
Devil

GEEKSCIFIBOOKPEOPLE
Explorer{[s}
Pioneer{[s}
Guardian{[s}
Time Traveler{[s}
Astrophysicist{[s}
Stonecutter{[s}
Mystic{[s}
Fortuneteller{[s}
Philosopher{[s}
King{[s}
God{[s}
Goddess{[es}
{[Dictator|Tyrant|Despot|Monarch}
Aristocrat{[s}
Mathematician{[s}
Scientist{[s}
Wizard{[s}

GEEKSCIFIBOOKEVENT
Revenge
Return
Rise
Fall
Destruction
Implosion
Annihilation
Victory
Defeat
End

GEEKSCIFIBOOKADJ
Expanding
Collapsing
Imploding
Derelict
Abandoned
Lost
Triumphant
Victorious
Doomed
Forbidden
Unknown
Null
Infinite

GEEKSCIFIELEMENT
time travel
artificial intelligence
a sentient {animal}
galactic civilizations
faster-than-light travel
parallel universes
anti-gravity cars
mind-reading aliens
scientific techno-babble
teleportation

GEEKSCIFIALIEN
{^RandomName}
{GeekSciFiAlienStatic}

GEEKSCIFIALIENSTATIC
{Planet}
Orion
Andromeda
Gaia
Alpha Centauri
Betelguese
Alpha
Beta
Gamma
Epsilon

GEEKSCIFIAUTHOR
Robert Heinlein
Neal Stephenson
Arthur C. Clarke
Isaac Asimov
Orson Scott Card

BOGUSPATENT
server side includes
weblog-style sites
random poetry generators
{[beige|rectangular|translucent} computer cases
rectangular computer cases
dancing software assistants
command-line interfaces
floppy diskettes
hypertext documents
interpreted scripting languages
{[double|zero|triple}-click shopping
ROT13 encoding
XOR encryption
the quadratic formula
CGI scripting
spell checking
pull-down menus
{[horizontal|vertical} scroll bars

PUNDITFLAME
Linux is Communistic
Linux will fail
Linux is the worst operating system ever
Could you get fired for choosing Linux?
Unix is 1960s technology
The GPL is even more restrictive than a Microsoft EULA
The GNU Project is holding back the Open Source movement
Open Source projects are uncreative and unoriginal
Linux doesn't contain any innovations
Microsoft is the most innovative company in the history of mankind
Windows {WindowsVersion} is much better than Linux
Unix sucks
Windows is the only GUI with a consistent interface
Why do end-users need source code anyways?
Linux users all behave like immature {#7-16} year olds
Linux = LinSux
Linux is only free if your time is worthless
Security through obscurity is the only way to go!
Attack of the Snot-Nosed Linux Zealots
Linux Advocacy: A Dangerous Brainwashing Religious Cult
Microsoft Will Win

PERIPHERAL
Digital Camera
{PeripheralInterface} Infrared Video Camera
{PeripheralInterface} Scanner
Software Modem
Cable Modem
Video Card
3D Accelerator Card
{PeripheralInterface} Time Travel Card
{PeripheralInterface} Coffee Machine
{#40-99} Inch Monitor
Uninterruptible Power Supply
{PeripheralInterface} CD-Recorder
Beowulf-Cluster-in-a-Box

PERIPHERALINTERFACE
SCSI
IDE
Parallel Port
USB
FireWire
Serial Port

TECHHARDWARECOMPANY
IBM
Dell
Compaq
Maxtor
Seagate
Western Digital
Transmeta
Hewlett Packard

OPENSOURCEPROJECT
Linux
FreeBSD
NetBSD
OpenBSD
Apache
Sendmail
GNOME
KDE
X11
Mozilla

UNIXTOOL
awk
sed
bison
gcc
vi
emacs

LINUXEVENT
LinuxWorld Expo
Atlanta Linux Showcase
LinuxFest
LinuxExpo

LINUXUSERGROUP
{LETTER}{LETTER}LUG
{USPOSTALSTATE}LUG
{LETTER}LUG

FRESHMEATLINK
http://freshmeat.net/news/{@%Y/%m/%d|0|50000}/{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}.html

FRESHMEATDESC
{Apptype} {appsuffix}
{Apptype} {appsuffix} for {FreshMeatDescFor}
{Apptype} {appsuffix} written in {ComputerLanguage}
{BuzzwordAdjective} {buzzwordnoun} written in {ComputerLanguage}
{BuzzwordAdjective} {buzzwordnoun} for the {careertech}
{BuzzwordAdjective} {buzzwordnoun} {buzzwordjob}
{FreshMeatDescPrefix} {Apptype} {appsuffix}
{ComputerLanguage} {appsuffix}
{FreshMeatDescPrefix} {buzzwordnoun}
Clone of {AppNameSimple}
{FreshMeatDescPrefix} implementation of Microsoft {MicrosoftProduct}

FRESHMEATDESCPREFIX
Open Source
Free
Libre
Updated
Revamped
Upgraded
Shareware
Freeware
Public domain

FRESHMEATDESCFOR
Linux
{LinuxDistro}
Unix
FreeBSD
BeOS
BSD Unix
Perl/Tk
Tcl/Tk
KDE
GNOME
Qt
Gtk
X11

FRESHMEATAPP
{AppName} {AppVersion}

APPNAME
{AppNameSimple}
{AppNameSimple}
{AppNameSimple}
{AppNameComplex}

APPNAMESIMPLE
{ACRONYM}
{acronym}
{acronym}
{appprefix}{acronym}
{appprefix}{syllable}{letter}
{appprefix}{syllable}2{syllable}
{Acronym}
{letter}{ACRONYM}
{RandomName}
{LastName}
{Syllable}{syllable}
{letter}{Syllable}
{letter}{letter}{letter}
{letter}{letter}{letter}{letter}
{LETTER}{letter}{letter}{letter}
{letter}{LETTER}{letter}{letter}
{LETTER}{letter}{letter}{NumberWord}
{AppPrefix}{ACRONYM}
{AppPrefix}{RandomName}
{AppPrefix}{LETTER}{letter}{letter}{letter}
{AppCommon}

APPNAMECOMPLEX
{FirstName}'s {AppType} {AppSuffix}
{FirstName}'s {AppSuffix}
{Acronym} {AppType}
{ACRONYM} {AppType} {AppSuffix}
{AppType} {AppSuffix}
{Syllable}{syllable} {AppType} {AppSuffix}
{RandomName} {AppSuffix}
{AppPrefix}{LETTER}{letter}{letter}{letter} {AppSuffix}
{AppPrefix}{Syllable}{syllable} {AppType} {AppSuffix}
{AppCommon} {AppType} {AppSuffix}
{TechCompany} {Peripheral} {[Device Driver|Driver|Kernel Module|Interface|Deamon}
{BuzzwordAdjective} {AppSuffix}
{FirstName}'s {BuzzwordAdjective} {BuzzwordNoun} {BuzzwordJob}
{Acronym} {BuzzwordNoun}
{AppPrefix}{RandomName} {BuzzwordAdjective} {BuzzwordJob} {AppSuffix}
{RandomName} {BuzzwordJob}
{BuzzwordAdjective} {BuzzwordNoun} {AppSuffix}
{LinuxDistro}

APPPREFIX
GNU/
GNU 
Gnu
GTK-
Gtk
KDE 
X
K
X11
Perl 
Java 
PHP_
php
Py
GPL
Linux
Linux 
My
Qt
Qt_
lib
Lib
Mod
mod_
Wx
CGI
Web
Net
Html
Phat
Cool
Wm
Free
News
BSD

APPSUFFIX
Viewer
Browser
Client
Server
Proxy
Agent
Editor
Database
Object
Programming Language
Shell
Hack
Window Manager
User Interface
Front-End
Back-End
Interface
Module
Library
Parser
Generator
Compiler
Linker
Plug-in
Applet
Project
Office
Environment
Processor
Parser
Tools
Toolkit
Analyzer
Electron Waster
Simulator
Clone
Filesystem
Device Manager
Thingamajig

APPTYPE
Web
Internet
Object Oriented
Buzzword-Enhanced
TCP/IP
HTML
HTTP
XML
Graphics
ASCII
Unicode
Threaded
Cool
CGI
Scripting
Online
C
Perl
Java
Python
Modern
Postmodern
New & Improved

APPCOMMON
{letter}spell
{letter}mail
{LETTER}edit
{letter}Edit
{lastname}fs
{randomname}lib
{letter}find
{randomname}X
{letter}grep
{letter}tools

APPVERSION
0.0.{#1-20}{AppVersionSuffix}
0.{digitnozero}.{#0-30}
1.0.{#0-30}
1.{digitnozero}.{#0-30}{AppVersionSuffix}
2.{digit}.{#0-30}
2.{digit}.{#0-30}{AppVersionSuffix}
{#3-9}.{digit}.{#0-30}
0.0{digit}{AppVersionSuffix}
0.{digit}
0.{#1-99}
1.0{AppVersionSuffix}
1.00
1.{#1-99}
1.{#1-99}{AppVersionSuffix}
{#2-20}.{#1-99}{AppVersionSuffix}
{@%Y%m%d}

APPVERSIONSUFFIX
pl{digit}
alpha
beta
-{#1-30}
{letter}
-ac{digit}
-pre{digit}

LINUXKERNELVERSION
2.2.{#30-40}
2.3.{#50-99}
2.4.0-pre{#1-30}
2.4.0-ac{#1-30}
2.4.{digit}
2.5.{#0-99}

WINDOWSVERSION
95
98
98 Second Edition
Millennium Edition
NT 4.0
2000
CE

MICROSOFTPRODUCT
Office
Word
Excel
Access
PowerPoint
Bob
Visual Basic
Visual C++
IIS
FrontPage

SOFTWAREPRODUCT
CorelDRAW
WordPerfect
Microsoft Office
Microsoft Word
Borland Delphi
Oracle
Interbase
AutoCAD

MICROSOFTSLOGAN
Making It All Make Cents
Over {#5-20} Years of Innovation
Wintel Inside
Your Windows and Gates to the World
Fighting the Department of Injustice Since Day One
Because Anti-Trust Laws Are Obsolete
Real People Use Our Software, Not Nerds & Geeks
Crashes Are Normal
Embracing & Extending For Over {#20-30} Years
This Motto is Not Anti-Competitive
Got Windows?  You Have To!
One Microsoft Way.  It's Much More Than An Address.

OPENSOURCELICENSE
GNU General Public License
GNU Lesser General Public License
BSD License
Artistic License
Mozilla Public License
X11 License
Apache License

RFCDOCUMENT
{[Electricity|Water|Pizza|Beer}-over-IP
IP Datagrams Carried by {[Pony Express|Taxicab|Fedex}
PORN Over Real-time Networks

SLASHDOTJONKATZ
{SlashdotJonKatzPrefix1}: {SlashdotJonKatz1}
{SlashdotJonKatz1}

SLASHDOTJONKATZ1
{SlashdotJonKatzIssues}, {SlashdotJonKatzIssues} and the {SlashdotJonKatzIssues2}
{SlashdotJonKatzVerbs1} {SlashdotJonKatzActionsOfThem} {SlashdotJonKatzIssues}
{SlashdotJonKatzPrefix2} {SlashdotJonKatzActionsOfThem} {SlashdotJonKatzIssues}

SLASHDOTJONKATZPREFIX1
Analysis
Unplugged
Part {NumberWord}
Feature
Jon Katz
The Windbag Speaks

SLASHDOTJONKATZPREFIX2
The Rise Of
Brief History Of
The Road To
The Myth Of
Voices From
Descent Into
At The Crossroads Of
Showdown With
The Era Of
The Power Of
The Death Of
The Nation Of
Some Good News From
Beyond

SLASHDOTJONKATZVERBS1
Dealing With
Handling
Facing
Coping With
Fighting
Challenging

SLASHDOTJONKATZACTIONSOFTHEM
War On
Battle Against
Heavy-Handed Crusade Against
Draconian Retaliation Against
Foolish Crackdown On
Crazy Attempts To Ban

SLASHDOTJONKATZISSUES
Criminal Libel
Free Speech
Free Music
Fighting Monopolies
Repealing Unjust Laws
Software Patents
Geek Profiling
Sexbots
Free Pornography

SLASHDOTJONKATZISSUES2
Net
World
Internet
Worldwide Community
Web
Geek Population
Future