Alas 弔图合集 | Alas Meme Collection

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收集来自 Alas 社区的弔图，跟帖时别忘了附上英文翻译。Github 娱乐化不可避
Collecting meme from the Alas community, don't forget to include English translations when adding new ones. Github entertainment is inevitable

群主酱的掉 SAN 日常
麻烦发一下 log（90%）
麻烦发一下截图（60%）
CNMD，log不发，截图不发，就嗯讲是吧（0%）

How devs drop their sanity
Please send logs. (90%)
Please send screenshots. (60%)
F**k you, no logs, no screenshots, dafuq you talking about? (0%)

LOG你发多点啊，一两行是几个意思，流量按KB算是吧
Send full logs god d*mn it; Why just 2 lines; Is your data measured in KB

你不是ALAS的用户
You are not an Alas user

ALAS 使用教学：使用调度器
正确：一次开大量任务，调度器自动调度
错误：一次只开一个任务，手动开关任务

ALAS tutorial: Using scheduler
DO: Enable a large number of tasks, let scheduler do its work
DON'T: Enable one task at one time, turning tasks on and off

计划作战模式
普通玩家眼中：怎样杜绝有玩家使用脚本破坏游戏公平？官方制作脚本所有人都可以用！
ALAS 用户眼中：阉割版 Alas 而已 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

OpSi Strategic Search
Normal players: How to prevent players from using bots to undermine the fairness of the game? Official bots for everyone!
ALAS users: Just an abridged version of ALAS ¯_(ツ)_/¯