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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<title>hoidbringer's noodle shop</title>
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<header>
<h1>hoidbringer</h1>
<p style = "font-size: 22px;">朱晓瑞</p>
<p style="font-family: var(--main-font);">Kirito139 ·
roguewielder</p>
<p style="font-family: var(--main-font);">San Francisco, CA</p>
<a href="mailto:[email protected]" style="align-self: center;
text-decoration: none; color: inherit;"><img alt="Email"
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<p style="text-align: center;">
Geek Code v3.12:<br>
GU d- s:- a?(---) C++ U+>++++ P L>+ E--- W+++ N o? K w--- O? M++ V? PS++ PE- Y+ PGP?
t 5 X?>+ R>+ tv+ b+>+++ DI(+) D+ G e- h! !r y
</p>
<p>Welcome to my little corner of the internet. Enjoy your stay! (this site is a
major wip)</p>
<p> Quick facts: <br> - Affiliations: Lowell HS Class of '27, Hack Club, Flight Club
Aerospace, Lowell Theater Tech. <br> - Sports: XC/TF.
<br> - Languages I know: English/Python (preferred), <a style="text-decoration:
none; font-family:
'Zpix'; font-size:
12px; color: inherit;">
中文</a>/Java (not preferred). <br> - I read a lot of SF/F, my favorite books are
the <u>Stormlight Archive</u> by Brandon Sanderson and <u>Neuromancer</u> by William
Gibson. <br> - I listen to a lot of metal, industrial, darkwave, etc. plus a
smattering of other random stuff.</p>
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<label for="implementation-toggle" align="center">
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPLEMENTATION
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<pre class="implementation-content">
author unkown
'Twas the night before implementation and all through the house
not a system was working, not even the mouse.
The programmers hung by their tubes in despair
in hopes that a miracle soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of transactions danced in their heads.
When out of the Monitor came such a clatter
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a guru programmer (with a sixpack of beer).
His resume glowed with experience so rare,
and he turned out great code with a bit-pusher's flair.
More rapid than eagles, his programs they came,
as he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
On Update! On Inquiry! On OOP! On Delete!
On Sequel! On Timeout! On Methods Complete!
His eyes were glazed over; fingers nimble and lean
from weekends and nights in front of a screen.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
turning specs into code; then he turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger upon the RUN keys
the system came up and it worked PERFECTLY!
The Updates updated; Deletes they deleted;
The Inquiries inquired and Closing completed.
He tested each whistle, and tested each bell
with nary an edit, for all had gone well.
The system was finished, the tests were concluded,
the clients last changes were even included.
And the client exclaimed with a snarl and a taunt
'IT'S JUST WHAT I ASKED FOR---BUT NOT WHAT I WANT!'
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<p style="font-size: 8px; font-family: 'Silkscreen'; color: red">For the above rude
gesture, and as-of-yet nonexistent content.</p>
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<p> Some cool games:<br>
- <a href="https://survev.io/" style="color: inherit !important;">survev.io</a><br>
- <a href="https://sevencrane.itch.io/vapor-trails" style="color: inherit
!important;">Vapor Trails</a><br>
- <a href="https://warbrokers.io" style="color: inherit !important;">War Brokers</a><br>
- <a href="https://ev.io" style="color: inherit !important;">ev.io</a><br>
- <a href="https://endless-sky.github.io" style="color: inherit !important;">Endless
Sky</a><br>
- <a href="https://hypersomnia.xyz/" style="color: inherit
!important;">Hypersomnia</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://thetridentguy.xyz/" style="color: inherit">TheTridentGuy</a></p>
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<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20241003071517/https://leia.pages.gay/"
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help of <a href="https://perplexity.com" style="color:
inherit;">Perplexity</a> and a large dose of procrastination.</p>
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