smi_superset_6_25.txt

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(S'What? What did you..? What?'
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a(S'I still love you.'
p3
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a(S"I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this."
p5
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a(S"You're with Chandler, who I like."
p7
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a(S"If you say he's straight, I'll believe you."
p9
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a(S"After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it."
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a(S'Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.'
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a(S"You're really not supposed to be back here."
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a(S"I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place..."
p17
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a(S'but I had to tell you.'
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a(S'I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you.'
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a(S'I wanna have kids with you.'
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a(S"Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here?"
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a(S'Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late?'
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a(S"You're too late. Where was all this three years ago?"
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a(S'I know. I was an idiot.'
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a(S'I tried to forget you. I really did.'
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a(S'After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.'
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a(S'-What did you do there?'
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a(S'Work with blind kids.'
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a(S'What are you doing to me?'
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a(S'Look, I...'
p43
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a(S"I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen."
p45
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a(S"That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again."
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a(S"Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am."
p49
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a(S'Well, he is. I mean...'
p51
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a(S'marriage is all he talks about. My goodness!'
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a(S"In fact, I'm the one making him wait."
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a(S'You are? Why?'
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a(S'Why?'
p59
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a(S'Because of the government.'
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a(S"Isn't it incredible?"
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a(S'Monica and Chandler are getting married.'
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a(S"I know. They'll be so happy together."
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a(S'How often do two best friends fall in love?'
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a(S'-Not that often.'
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a(S'No.'
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a(S"-I'm so happy for them."
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a(S'Me too. So happy for them.'
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a(S"I'm so happy and not at all jealous."
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a(S'Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.'
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a(S"I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous."
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a(S"-I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing."
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a(S'Totally.'
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a(S"-I'm like 90/10."
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a(S'Yeah. Me too.'
p91
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a(S'Have you guys seen Chandler?'
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a(S'No. But you know who was looking for you?'
p95
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a(S'Tennille.'
p97
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a(S"The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that."
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a(S'Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural.'
p101
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a(S"Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs."
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a(S"Pigs don't mate for life."
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a(S'A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime.'
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a(S"That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports."
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a(S'Are you telling me you may never want to get married?'
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a(S'Never say never, but, probably...'
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a(S'yeah, never.'
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a(S'Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this?'
p117
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a(S'Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure?'
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a(S'Is this some new strategy?'
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a(S"Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap?"
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a(S'You know what? I gotta go.'
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a(S"It's okay. I got a plan."
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a(S"-We're gonna find love."
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a(S'Definitely.'
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a(S"Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that."
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a(S"That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler."
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a(S'-A guarantee would be nice.'
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a(S'What do you mean?'
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a(S'Some friends make a deal.'
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a(S'Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.'
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a(S'-A backup?'
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a(S'Exactly.'
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a(S"Yeah, I've got that."
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a(S'You do?'
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a(S'-Who?'
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a(S'Joey.'
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a(S'-Joey? Are you serious?'
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a(S'I locked him in years ago.'
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a(S"Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?"
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a(S'Yep. We shook on it.'
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a(S'But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.'
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a(S'Oh, seriously?'
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a(S'I think his exact words were..'
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a(S'Charming.'
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a(S"He's just a backup."
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a(S'-Hey, Monica.'
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a(S'Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?'
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a(S"-It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh?"
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a(S"Yeah, it's great."
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a(S"What's wrong? Talk to the captain."
p183
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a(S"Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship."
p185
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a(S'-Chandler being difficult?'
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a(S"I don't want marriage tomorrow."
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a(S"But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time."
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a(S'-You know Chandler.'
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a(S"No, I don't know Chandler."
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a(S"Not anymore. It's like something's changed."
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a(S'-Maybe you changed.'
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a(S"I didn't change."
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a(S"Maybe that's the problem."
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a(S'-What?'
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a(S'Chandler is a complex fellow.'
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a(S'One who is unlikely to take a wife.'
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a(S"Does he think I'll wait around for nothing?"
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a(S'Face it. Chandler is against marriage.'
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a(S'And always will be.'
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a(S"There's some people who do wanna marry me."
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a(S'-There are?'
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a(S'Yeah. Richard.'
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a(S'Richard said he wants to marry you?'
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a(S'-And Chandler says he hates marriage?'
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a(S"That's right."
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a(S'Chandler loves marriage!'
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a(S'You just said he hates marriage!'
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a(S'"He\'s a complex fellow who\'s unlikely to take a wife"!'
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a(S'"He\'s against marriage and always will be"!'
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a(S'You got that from what I said?'
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a(S'-Rach.'
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a(S'Hey, you.'
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a(S'-Come on in.'
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a(S'Thank you.'
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a(S"I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth."
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a(S"Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work."
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a(S"I guess it wasn't meant to be."
p251
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a(S"Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it?"
p253
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a(S'-I guess so.'
p255
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a(S'So, what do you say we make a pact?'
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a(S'If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.'
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a(S'I mean, we know each other, we like each other...'
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a(S"we've already slept together, so there'll be no surprises."
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a(S'No, like, "What\'s that?"'
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a(S'-Oh, you want me to be your backup.'
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a(S'Exactly.'
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a(S'Yeah. I already have one.'
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a(S'-What? Who?'
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a(S'Phoebe.'
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a(S'Phoebe?'
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a(S'But she just said Joey is her backup.'
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a(S"Oh, I don't think so."
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a(S'I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal.'
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a(S"That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it."
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a(S'Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.'
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a(S'Where the hell have you been?!'
p289
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a(S'I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.'
p291
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a(S'Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.'
p293
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a(S'-What?'
p295
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a(S"I've been trying to find you."
p297
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a(S"And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!"
p299
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a(S'-Oh, my God!'
p301
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a(S'I know! They suck!'
p303
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a(S"He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am!"
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a(S'-I know!'
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a(S'What..?'
p309
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a(S"You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass!"
p311
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a(S'Will you help me?'
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a(S"Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?"
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a(S'-Look, just go and find Monica.'
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a(S"You're right."
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a(S"Okay. I'm gonna get the ring..."
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a(S"I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose!"
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a(S'Dude! Dude! Dude!'
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a(S'That coconut phone might be good for the boat.'
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a(S'Hi.'
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a(S"I don't know why I'm here."
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a(S"I didn't ask."
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a(S'-You wanna come in?'
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a(S"I don't know."
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a(S'Oh, okay.'
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a(S"I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch."
p341
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a(S'-Chandler is such an idiot!'
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a(S'Drink?'
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a(S'-Scotch on the..'
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a(S'Rocks with a twist?'
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a(S'I remember.'
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a(S'You still smoking cigars?'
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a(S"No, no. That's art."
p355
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a(S'If it bothers you, I can put my art out.'
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a(S"No, that's okay."
p359
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a(S'So, Monica, let me ask you a question.'
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a(S'Since we broke up, do you ever...'
p363
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a(S'think about me?'
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a(S'Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.'
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a(S'-Really?'
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a(S"But it's because..."
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a(S"I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor."
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a(S'-Who is it?'
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a(S'Edward Nevsky.'
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a(S"He's no good."
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a(S'Do you ever think about me...'
p381
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a(S'-in a non-eye-doctor way?'
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a(S'No.'
p385
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a(S"Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done."
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a(S'I never let myself think about you.'
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a(S'Wow.'
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a(S'Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?'
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a(S"-You can't have two backups!"
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a(S'Of course I can.'
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a(S"It's good sense to back up your backup."
p399
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a(S"-Look, I've already lost Chandler."
p401
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a(S'What?'
p403
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a(S"Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup?"
p405
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a(S'How could you do this to me?'
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a(S'Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation.'
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a(S'-I was not!'
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a(S"No, we weren't!"
p413
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a(S"This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married."
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a(S"You can't have both. Pick one."
p417
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a(S'-Pick me!'
p419
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a(S'No, pick me!'
p421
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a(S"-I don't wanna end up an old maid."
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a(S"All right. Well, let's see."
p425
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a(S'Ross is a good father.'
p427
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a(S'But...'
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a(S'Joey has a boat. This is hard.'
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a(S'This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel.'
p433
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a(S'-I wanna switch to Rachel too.'
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a(S'No, wait. Just wait.'
p437
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a(S"Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions."
p439
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a(S'Just remember my promise:'
p441
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a(S'If we get married, three times a week.'
p443
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a(S'Oh, my God. Phoebe...'
p445
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a(S"I'm talking about massages."
p447
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a(S"No, I'm not."
p449
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a(S"I know how to settle it. We'll do this."
p451
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a(S'I\'m gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...'
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a(S'and "Ross" on the other napkin and we\'re gonna pick one.'
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a(S'That person will be our backup. Okay?'
p457
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a(S'-Sounds fair.'
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a(S'All right.'
p461
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a(S'Good. Switching them up.'
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a(S'-Pick one.'
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a(S'Left.'
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a(S'-Thank you.'
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a(S"You're welcome."
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a(S'-Ross.'
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a(S'Joey.'
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a(S'-We should switch.'
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a(S'Absolutely.'
p479
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a(S"I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment."
p481
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a(S'I should be with a grownup, you know?'
p483
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a(S"You're saying you need to be with someone more mature."
p485
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a(S'Maybe someone with...'
p487
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a(S'a license to practice medicine.'
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a(S'Or a mustache.'
p491
I830455
I832218
tp492
a(S"Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore."
p493
I833525
I836187
tp494
a(S'I need someone who wants the same things.'
p495
I836394
I839329
tp496
a(S'Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that!'
p497
I839531
I843991
tp498
a(S"Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!"
p499
I844536
I848336
tp500
a(S"I think that's fair."
p501
I849574
I851201
tp502
a(S"Please, don't even talk to me about fair."
p503
I851409
I854344
tp504
a(S"Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then."
p505
I854546
I857913
tp506
a(S'Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.'
p507
I858116
I860584
tp508
a(S'Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.'
p509
I860786
I863949
tp510
a(S'-Nothing! Nothing!'
p511
I864122
I866852
tp512
a(S"It's okay."
p513
I864122
I866852
tp514
a(S'Nothing.'
p515
I871329
I872728
tp516
a(S"I don't know."
p517
I877669
I880697
tp518
a(S'I know.'
p519
I882474
I883805
tp520
a(S'I have to figure some..'
p521
I887345
I889711
tp522
a(S'Some stuff, before I can...'
p523
I889915
I892577
tp524
a(S'I understand.'
p525
I892851
I894318
tp526
a(S'Take as much time as you want.'
p527
I895520
I897852
tp528
a(S'Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it.'
p529
I898590
I901388
tp530
a(S"I'll be here. Not smoking."
p531
I902327
I905091
tp532
a(S'Where is she?'
p533
I921880
I923370
tp534
a(S"I'm not scared of you."
p535
I923615
I925583
tp536
a(S"She's not here. And please come in."
p537
I927352
I930082
tp538
a(S'Scotch on the rocks...'
p539
I931356
I932789
tp540
a(S'with a twist, on a coaster.'
p541
I932991
I935459
tp542
a(S'Monica?'
p543
I935660
I937218
tp544
a(S'Okay, she was here. But she left.'
p545
I938997
I941431
tp546
a(S'Where did she go?'
p547
I941600
I942999
tp548
a(S'She said she had to think things over.'
p549
I943201
I945829
tp550
a(S"Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy."
p551
I946037
I950440
tp552
a(S'Look, nothing happened.'
p553
I950642
I952405
tp554
a(S"Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her?"
p555
I952611
I956604
tp556
a(S'Well, all right, one thing happened.'
p557
I956948
I959576
tp558
a(S'You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.'
p559
I959951
I964251
tp560
a(S'You made my girlfriend think!'
p561
I964456
I967050
tp562
a(S"Well, I'm sorry."
p563
I968126
I969889
tp564
a(S"-What's to think about? I love her."
p565
I971062
I973895
tp566
a(S'Well...'
p567
I971062
I973895
tp568
a(S"I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't."
p569
I974099
I977398
tp570
a(S"I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan..."
p571
I977602
I981094
tp572
a(S"to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised."
p573
I981306
I986642
tp574
a(S'If it helps, it worked very well.'
p575
I986945
I990005
tp576
a(S'It was working till you showed up, you big tree.'
p577
I990849
I994250
tp578
a(S"This isn't fair."
p579
I996721
I998655
tp580
a(S'You had your chance with her, and you blew it!'
p581
I998857
I1002190
tp582
a(S"This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other."
p583
I1002394
I1007331
tp584
a(S'And this has all just been one stupid mistake!'
p585
I1007532
I1010831
tp586
a(S'I was gonna propose tonight.'
p587
I1011403
I1013701
tp588
a(S'-You were gonna propose?'
p589
I1016641
I1020270
tp590
a(S'Yeah, I even...'
p591
I1016641
I1020270
tp592
a(S'got a ring. Did you get a ring?'
p593
I1021346
I1024611
tp594
a(S"No, I don't have a ring."
p595
I1024816
I1026477
tp596
a(S'You go get her, Chandler.'
p597
I1032190
I1034215
tp598
a(S'And can I give you a piece of advice?'
p599
I1036828
I1039388
tp600
a(S'If you do get her...'
p601
I1039597
I1041462
tp602
a(S"don't let her go."
p603
I1042534
I1044195
tp604
a(S'Trust me.'
p605
I1044369
I1045836
tp606
a(S'You know, Richard, you are a good guy.'
p607
I1048773
I1052265
tp608
a(S'I know.'
p609
I1054612
I1055772
tp610
a(S'I hate that.'
p611
I1057048
I1058572
tp612
a(S"-I've gotta find Monica."
p613
I1073064
I1075658
tp614
a(S"She's gone."
p615
I1073064
I1075658
tp616
a(S'-What?'
p617
I1076034
I1079470
tp618
a(S'She had a bag and she left.'
p619
I1076034
I1079470
tp620
a(S'-What?'
p621
I1079671
I1081639
tp622
a(S'She was all crying...'
p623
I1079671
I1081639
tp624
a(S'She said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."'
p625
I1081840
I1085173
tp626
a(S"-Why didn't you just tell her it was a plan?"
p627
I1085377
I1089609
tp628
a(S'I told her everything.'
p629
I1085377
I1089609
tp630
a(S"-But she wouldn't believe me."
p631
I1089814
I1094080
tp632
a(S'Well, where..? Where did she go?'
p633
I1089814
I1094080
tp634
a(S"To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would."
p635
I1094285
I1099655
tp636
a(S"-I can't believe I ruined this."
p637
I1100191
I1104423
tp638
a(S'I am so sorry, man.'
p639
I1100191
I1104423
tp640
a(S'You wanted it to be a surprise.'
p641
I1115607
I1118132
tp642
a(S'Oh, my God.'
p643
I1128053
I1129543
tp644
a(S'Chandler...'
p645
I1136094
I1137584
tp646
a(S'in all my life...'
p647
I1138930
I1140898
tp648
a(S'I never thought I would be so lucky...'
p649
I1141633
I1144295
tp650
a(S'as to fall in love with my best...'
p651
I1147872
I1151467
tp652
a(S'My best...'
p653
I1152877
I1154469
tp654
a(S"There's a reason why girls don't do this!"
p655
I1155547
I1158482
tp656
a(S"I'll do it. I thought..."
p657
I1159417
I1161977
tp658
a(S'Wait, I can do this.'
p659
I1166424
I1168051
tp660
a(S'I thought that it mattered...'
p661
I1171996
I1175022
tp662
a(S'what I said or where I said it.'
p663
I1175233
I1178828
tp664
a(S'Then I realized...'
p665
I1179537
I1181562
tp666
a(S'the only thing that matters is that you...'
p667
I1181906
I1184807
tp668
a(S'You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.'
p669
I1188713
I1193082
tp670
a(S'And if you let me...'
p671
I1196221
I1198121
tp672
a(S"I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way."
p673
I1198723
I1203092
tp674
a(S'Monica...'
p675
I1212003
I1213402
tp676
a(S'will you marry me?'
p677
I1215440
I1216907
tp678
a(S'Yes.'
p679
I1219144
I1220668
tp680
a(S'I knew you were likely to take a wife!'
p681
I1234626
I1237857
tp682
a(S"Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!"
p683
I1239864
I1243027
tp684
a(S'Come in! Come in!'
p685
I1243635
I1245159
tp686
a(S"We're engaged!"
p687
I1247272
I1249103
tp688
a(S"This is the least jealous I've ever been."
p689
I1255780
I1258715
tp690
a(S"Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here!"
p691
I1259350
I1262581
tp692
a(S"Hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about!"
p693
I1264589
I1268650
tp694
a(S'What? What did you..? What?I still love you.'
p695
I3938
I9937
tp696
a(S"I still love you.I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this."
p697
I8242
I13602
tp698
a(S"I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this.You're with Chandler, who I like."
p699
I10144
I16214
tp700
a(S"You're with Chandler, who I like.If you say he's straight, I'll believe you."
p701
I13814
I19147
tp702
a(S"If you say he's straight, I'll believe you.After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it."
p703
I16417
I24386
tp704
a(S"After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it.Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did."
p705
I20154
I28119
tp706
a(S"Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.You're really not supposed to be back here."
p707
I24592
I31755
tp708
a(S"You're really not supposed to be back here.I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place..."
p709
I28729
I36663
tp710
a(S"I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place...but I had to tell you."
p711
I32033
I38896
tp712
a(S'but I had to tell you.I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you.'
p713
I36871
I42767
tp714
a(S'I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you.I wanna have kids with you.'
p715
I39240
I46041
tp716
a(S"I wanna have kids with you.Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here?"
p717
I43811
I51918
tp718
a(S"Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here?Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late?"
p719
I48482
I56545
tp720
a(S"Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late?You're too late. Where was all this three years ago?"
p721
I53087
I60553
tp722
a(S"You're too late. Where was all this three years ago?I know. I was an idiot."
p723
I56958
I63162
tp724
a(S'I know. I was an idiot.I tried to forget you. I really did.'
p725
I60728
I65832
tp726
a(S'I tried to forget you. I really did.After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.'
p727
I63364
I70732
tp728
a(S'After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.-What did you do there?'
p729
I66033
I74403
tp730
a(S'-What did you do there?Work with blind kids.'
p731
I71138
I74403
tp732
a(S'Work with blind kids.What are you doing to me?'
p733
I71138
I77099
tp734
a(S'What are you doing to me?Look, I...'
p735
I74608
I79135
tp736
a(S"Look, I...I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen."
p737
I77611
I82608
tp738
a(S"I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen.That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again."
p739
I79480
I87219
tp740
a(S"That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again.Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am."
p741
I83317
I91824
tp742
a(S"Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am.Well, he is. I mean..."
p743
I87421
I94425
tp744
a(S'Well, he is. I mean...marriage is all he talks about. My goodness!'
p745
I92025
I98153
tp746
a(S"marriage is all he talks about. My goodness!In fact, I'm the one making him wait."
p747
I94661
I101198
tp748
a(S"In fact, I'm the one making him wait.You are? Why?"
p749
I98365
I103197
tp750
a(S'You are? Why?Why?'
p751
I101468
I104802
tp752
a(S'Why?Because of the government.'
p753
I103403
I107740
tp754
a(S"Because of the government.Isn't it incredible?"
p755
I105772
I151170
tp756
a(S"Isn't it incredible?Monica and Chandler are getting married."
p757
I148645
I154407
tp758
a(S"Monica and Chandler are getting married.I know. They'll be so happy together."
p759
I151381
I157610
tp760
a(S"I know. They'll be so happy together.How often do two best friends fall in love?"
p761
I154618
I160789
tp762
a(S'How often do two best friends fall in love?-Not that often.'
p763
I157888
I163050
tp764
a(S'-Not that often.No.'
p765
I160991
I163050
tp766
a(S"No.-I'm so happy for them."
p767
I160991
I168193
tp768
a(S"-I'm so happy for them.Me too. So happy for them."
p769
I163927
I168193
tp770
a(S"Me too. So happy for them.I'm so happy and not at all jealous."
p771
I163927
I171289
tp772
a(S"I'm so happy and not at all jealous.Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous."
p773
I168798
I175566
tp774
a(S"Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous."
p775
I171835
I184508
tp776
a(S"I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous.-I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing."
p777
I180310
I187979
tp778
a(S"-I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing.Totally."
p779
I184714
I187979
tp780
a(S"Totally.-I'm like 90/10."
p781
I184714
I193121
tp782
a(S"-I'm like 90/10.Yeah. Me too."
p783
I190687
I193121
tp784
a(S'Yeah. Me too.Have you guys seen Chandler?'
p785
I190687
I200624
tp786
a(S'Have you guys seen Chandler?No. But you know who was looking for you?'
p787
I198497
I206369
tp788
a(S'No. But you know who was looking for you?Tennille.'
p789
I203468
I208199
tp790
a(S"Tennille.The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that."
p791
I206572
I221342
tp792
a(S"The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that.Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural."
p793
I216848
I226856
tp794
a(S"Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural.Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs."
p795
I221520
I231120
tp796
a(S"Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs.Pigs don't mate for life."
p797
I227059
I233127
tp798
a(S"Pigs don't mate for life.A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime."
p799
I231330
I236961
tp800
a(S"A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime.That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports."
p801
I233332
I241000
tp802
a(S"That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports.Are you telling me you may never want to get married?"
p803
I237169
I247188
tp804
a(S'Are you telling me you may never want to get married?Never say never, but, probably...'
p805
I243422
I250224
tp806
a(S'Never say never, but, probably...yeah, never.'
p807
I247596
I251729
tp808
a(S'yeah, never.Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this?'
p809
I250432
I257066
tp810
a(S'Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this?Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure?'
p811
I252868
I260708
tp812
a(S'Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure?Is this some new strategy?'
p813
I257272
I263076
tp814
a(S"Is this some new strategy?Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap?"
p815
I261176
I267476
tp816
a(S"Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap?You know what? I gotta go."
p817
I263278
I270509
tp818
a(S"You know what? I gotta go.It's okay. I got a plan."
p819
I268484
I275279
tp820
a(S"It's okay. I got a plan.-We're gonna find love."
p821
I272788
I283591
tp822
a(S"-We're gonna find love.Definitely."
p823
I280963
I283591
tp824
a(S"Definitely.Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that."
p825
I280963
I287762
tp826
a(S"Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler."
p827
I285100
I292799
tp828
a(S"That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler.-A guarantee would be nice."
p829
I288203
I296735
tp830
a(S'-A guarantee would be nice.What do you mean?'
p831
I293709
I296735
tp832
a(S'What do you mean?Some friends make a deal.'
p833
I293709
I299403
tp834
a(S'Some friends make a deal.Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.'
p835
I296912
I304143
tp836
a(S'Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.-A backup?'
p837
I299615
I306048
tp838
a(S'-A backup?Exactly.'
p839
I304353
I306048
tp840
a(S"Exactly.Yeah, I've got that."
p841
I304353
I307984
tp842
a(S"Yeah, I've got that.You do?"
p843
I306255
I310958
tp844
a(S'You do?-Who?'
p845
I309491
I312457
tp846
a(S'-Who?Joey.'
p847
I311160
I312457
tp848
a(S'Joey.-Joey? Are you serious?'
p849
I311160
I317463
tp850
a(S'-Joey? Are you serious?I locked him in years ago.'
p851
I312628
I317463
tp852
a(S"I locked him in years ago.Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?"
p853
I312628
I325731
tp854
a(S"Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?Yep. We shook on it."
p855
I320703
I327875
tp856
a(S'Yep. We shook on it.But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.'
p857
I325941
I332339
tp858
a(S'But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.Oh, seriously?'
p859
I328243
I335041
tp860
a(S'Oh, seriously?I think his exact words were..'
p861
I333449
I337548
tp862
a(S'I think his exact words were..Charming.'
p863
I335250
I341244
tp864
a(S"Charming.He's just a backup."
p865
I340255
I344092
tp866
a(S"He's just a backup.-Hey, Monica."
p867
I342124
I356031
tp868
a(S'-Hey, Monica.Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?'
p869
I352334
I356031
tp870
a(S"Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?-It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh?"
p871
I352334
I361340
tp872
a(S"-It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh?Yeah, it's great."
p873
I357506
I361340
tp874
a(S"Yeah, it's great.What's wrong? Talk to the captain."
p875
I357506
I364068
tp876
a(S"What's wrong? Talk to the captain.Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship."
p877
I361543
I369484
tp878
a(S"Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship.-Chandler being difficult?"
p879
I366048
I373587
tp880
a(S"-Chandler being difficult?I don't want marriage tomorrow."
p881
I369685
I373587
tp882
a(S"I don't want marriage tomorrow.But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time."
p883
I369685
I378249
tp884
a(S"But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time.-You know Chandler."
p885
I373789
I381487
tp886
a(S"-You know Chandler.No, I don't know Chandler."
p887
I378427
I381487
tp888
a(S"No, I don't know Chandler.Not anymore. It's like something's changed."
p889
I378427
I385929
tp890
a(S"Not anymore. It's like something's changed.-Maybe you changed."
p891
I381697
I389668
tp892
a(S"-Maybe you changed.I didn't change."
p893
I386301
I389668
tp894
a(S"I didn't change.Maybe that's the problem."
p895
I386301
I391834
tp896
a(S"Maybe that's the problem.-What?"
p897
I390105
I396409
tp898
a(S'-What?Chandler is a complex fellow.'
p899
I393542
I396409
tp900
a(S'Chandler is a complex fellow.One who is unlikely to take a wife.'
p901
I393542
I399308
tp902
a(S"One who is unlikely to take a wife.Does he think I'll wait around for nothing?"
p903
I396612
I405955
tp904
a(S"Does he think I'll wait around for nothing?Face it. Chandler is against marriage."
p905
I402792
I409325
tp906
a(S'Face it. Chandler is against marriage.And always will be.'
p907
I406162
I411397
tp908
a(S"And always will be.There's some people who do wanna marry me."
p909
I409532
I415536
tp910
a(S"There's some people who do wanna marry me.-There are?"
p911
I412635
I418036
tp912
a(S'-There are?Yeah. Richard.'
p913
I415738
I418036
tp914
a(S'Yeah. Richard.Richard said he wants to marry you?'
p915
I415738
I421408
tp916
a(S'Richard said he wants to marry you?-And Chandler says he hates marriage?'
p917
I418541
I425911
tp918
a(S"-And Chandler says he hates marriage?That's right."
p919
I422111
I425911
tp920
a(S"That's right.Chandler loves marriage!"
p921
I422111
I427980
tp922
a(S'Chandler loves marriage!You just said he hates marriage!'
p923
I426115
I432383
tp924
a(S'You just said he hates marriage!"He\'s a complex fellow who\'s unlikely to take a wife"!'
p925
I430153
I436149
tp926
a(S'"He\'s a complex fellow who\'s unlikely to take a wife"!"He\'s against marriage and always will be"!'
p927
I432588
I438000
tp928
a(S'"He\'s against marriage and always will be"!You got that from what I said?'
p929
I436359
I441000
tp930
a(S'You got that from what I said?-Rach.'
p931
I439022
I451018
tp932
a(S'-Rach.Hey, you.'
p933
I448584
I451018
tp934
a(S'Hey, you.-Come on in.'
p935
I448584
I454282
tp936
a(S'-Come on in.Thank you.'
p937
I452655
I454282
tp938
a(S"Thank you.I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth."
p939
I452655
I457317
tp940
a(S"I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work."
p941
I454257
I461623
tp942
a(S"Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work.I guess it wasn't meant to be."
p943
I457527
I463992
tp944
a(S"I guess it wasn't meant to be.Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it?"
p945
I461831
I468603
tp946
a(S"Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it?-I guess so."
p947
I464200
I473669
tp948
a(S'-I guess so.So, what do you say we make a pact?'
p949
I470006
I473669
tp950
a(S'So, what do you say we make a pact?If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.'
p951
I470006
I477335
tp952
a(S'If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.I mean, we know each other, we like each other...'
p953
I473877
I480744
tp954
a(S"I mean, we know each other, we like each other...we've already slept together, so there'll be no surprises."
p955
I477547
I484977
tp956
a(S'we\'ve already slept together, so there\'ll be no surprises.No, like, "What\'s that?"'
p957
I480950
I486917
tp958
a(S'No, like, "What\'s that?"-Oh, you want me to be your backup.'
p959
I485188
I494490
tp960
a(S'-Oh, you want me to be your backup.Exactly.'
p961
I490360
I494490
tp962
a(S'Exactly.Yeah. I already have one.'
p963
I490360
I496824
tp964
a(S'Yeah. I already have one.-What? Who?'
p965
I494697
I499657
tp966
a(S'-What? Who?Phoebe.'
p967
I498167
I499657
tp968
a(S'Phoebe.Phoebe?'
p969
I498167
I501393
tp970
a(S'Phoebe?But she just said Joey is her backup.'
p971
I499869
I504772
tp972
a(S"But she just said Joey is her backup.Oh, I don't think so."
p973
I501905
I507135
tp974
a(S"Oh, I don't think so.I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal."
p975
I504974
I511837
tp976
a(S"I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal.That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it."
p977
I507844
I516485
tp978
a(S"That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it.Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that."
p979
I512048
I520884
tp980
a(S'Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.Where the hell have you been?!'
p981
I516686
I526334
tp982
a(S'Where the hell have you been?!I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.'
p983
I524036
I530167
tp984
a(S'I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.'
p985
I526538
I534507
tp986
a(S'Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.-What?'
p987
I531310
I538309
tp988
a(S"-What?I've been trying to find you."
p989
I534680
I538309
tp990
a(S"I've been trying to find you.And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!"
p991
I534680
I543079
tp992
a(S"And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!-Oh, my God!"
p993
I538517
I545779
tp994
a(S'-Oh, my God!I know! They suck!'
p995
I543288
I545779
tp996
a(S"I know! They suck!He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am!"
p997
I543288
I549256
tp998
a(S"He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am!-I know!"
p999
I545991
I550758
tp1000
a(S'-I know!What..?'
p1001
I549461
I550758
tp1002
a(S"What..?You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass!"
p1003
I549461
I555059
tp1004
a(S"You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass!Will you help me?"
p1005
I550963
I556632
tp1006
a(S"Will you help me?Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?"
p1007
I555267
I563535
tp1008
a(S"Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?-Look, just go and find Monica."
p1009
I558370
I567178
tp1010
a(S"-Look, just go and find Monica.You're right."
p1011
I563742
I567178
tp1012
a(S"You're right.Okay. I'm gonna get the ring..."
p1013
I563742
I569745
tp1014
a(S"Okay. I'm gonna get the ring...I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose!"
p1015
I567379
I573042
tp1016
a(S"I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose!Dude! Dude! Dude!"
p1017
I569948
I576043
tp1018
a(S'Dude! Dude! Dude!That coconut phone might be good for the boat.'
p1019
I574519
I579588
tp1020
a(S'That coconut phone might be good for the boat.Hi.'
p1021
I576221
I599273
tp1022
a(S"Hi.I don't know why I'm here."
p1023
I594172
I604812
tp1024
a(S"I don't know why I'm here.I didn't ask."
p1025
I602947
I607041
tp1026
a(S"I didn't ask.-You wanna come in?"
p1027
I605449
I612718
tp1028
a(S"-You wanna come in?I don't know."
p1029
I609453
I612718
tp1030
a(S"I don't know.Oh, okay."
p1031
I609453
I615220
tp1032
a(S"Oh, okay.I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch."
p1033
I613491
I619523
tp1034
a(S"I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch.-Chandler is such an idiot!"
p1035
I615860
I624866
tp1036
a(S'-Chandler is such an idiot!Drink?'
p1037
I621499
I624866
tp1038
a(S'Drink?-Scotch on the..'
p1039
I621499
I629163
tp1040
a(S'-Scotch on the..Rocks with a twist?'
p1041
I626137
I629163
tp1042
a(S'Rocks with a twist?I remember.'
p1043
I626137
I630897
tp1044
a(S'I remember.You still smoking cigars?'
p1045
I629373
I635871
tp1046
a(S"You still smoking cigars?No, no. That's art."
p1047
I633744
I639215
tp1048
a(S"No, no. That's art.If it bothers you, I can put my art out."
p1049
I636747
I643944
tp1050
a(S"If it bothers you, I can put my art out.No, that's okay."
p1051
I640918
I646656
tp1052
a(S"No, that's okay.So, Monica, let me ask you a question."
p1053
I644688
I652655
tp1054
a(S'So, Monica, let me ask you a question.Since we broke up, do you ever...'
p1055
I649026
I655798
tp1056
a(S'Since we broke up, do you ever...think about me?'
p1057
I652863
I657627
tp1058
a(S'think about me?Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.'
p1059
I656000
I661462
tp1060
a(S'Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.-Really?'
p1061
I658402
I663607
tp1062
a(S"-Really?But it's because..."
p1063
I661639
I663607
tp1064
a(S"But it's because...I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor."
p1065
I661639
I667539
tp1066
a(S"I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor.-Who is it?"
p1067
I663808
I670306
tp1068
a(S'-Who is it?Edward Nevsky.'
p1069
I668679
I670306
tp1070
a(S"Edward Nevsky.He's no good."
p1071
I668679
I671945
tp1072
a(S"He's no good.Do you ever think about me..."
p1073
I670648
I677181
tp1074
a(S'Do you ever think about me...-in a non-eye-doctor way?'
p1075
I674018
I681116
tp1076
a(S'-in a non-eye-doctor way?No.'
p1077
I678022
I681116
tp1078
a(S"No.Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done."
p1079
I678022
I689661
tp1080
a(S"Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done.I never let myself think about you."
p1081
I685429
I693001
tp1082
a(S'I never let myself think about you.Wow.'
p1083
I690134
I695095
tp1084
a(S'Wow.Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?'
p1085
I693537
I703012
tp1086
a(S"Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?-You can't have two backups!"
p1087
I700077
I707048
tp1088
a(S"-You can't have two backups!Of course I can."
p1089
I703214
I707048
tp1090
a(S"Of course I can.It's good sense to back up your backup."
p1091
I703214
I710118
tp1092
a(S"It's good sense to back up your backup.-Look, I've already lost Chandler."
p1093
I707251
I712949
tp1094
a(S"-Look, I've already lost Chandler.What?"
p1095
I710321
I712949
tp1096
a(S"What?Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup?"
p1097
I710321
I716622
tp1098
a(S"Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup?How could you do this to me?"
p1099
I713858
I719523
tp1100
a(S'How could you do this to me?Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation.'
p1101
I716827
I724433
tp1102
a(S'Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation.-I was not!'
p1103
I720030
I726536
tp1104
a(S"-I was not!No, we weren't!"
p1105
I724602
I726536
tp1106
a(S"No, we weren't!This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married."
p1107
I724602
I730366
tp1108
a(S"This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married.You can't have both. Pick one."
p1109
I726737
I733574
tp1110
a(S"You can't have both. Pick one.-Pick me!"
p1111
I731208
I735301
tp1112
a(S'-Pick me!No, pick me!'
p1113
I733777
I735301
tp1114
a(S"No, pick me!-I don't wanna end up an old maid."
p1115
I733777
I740473
tp1116
a(S"-I don't wanna end up an old maid.All right. Well, let's see."
p1117
I735513
I740473
tp1118
a(S"All right. Well, let's see.Ross is a good father."
p1119
I735513
I743016
tp1120
a(S'Ross is a good father.But...'
p1121
I740684
I744546
tp1122
a(S'But...Joey has a boat. This is hard.'
p1123
I743454
I747087
tp1124
a(S'Joey has a boat. This is hard.This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel.'
p1125
I744755
I750021
tp1126
a(S'This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel.-I wanna switch to Rachel too.'
p1127
I747291
I753889
tp1128
a(S'-I wanna switch to Rachel too.No, wait. Just wait.'
p1129
I750294
I753889
tp1130
a(S"No, wait. Just wait.Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions."
p1131
I750294
I757227
tp1132
a(S"Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions.Just remember my promise:"
p1133
I754064
I759425
tp1134
a(S'Just remember my promise:If we get married, three times a week.'
p1135
I757434
I762663
tp1136
a(S'If we get married, three times a week.Oh, my God. Phoebe...'
p1137
I759637
I764431
tp1138
a(S"Oh, my God. Phoebe...I'm talking about massages."
p1139
I762873
I767076
tp1140
a(S"I'm talking about massages.No, I'm not."
p1141
I764642
I769438
tp1142
a(S"No, I'm not.I know how to settle it. We'll do this."
p1143
I767311
I775519
tp1144
a(S'I know how to settle it. We\'ll do this.I\'m gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...'
p1145
I772550
I779211
tp1146
a(S'I\'m gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...and "Ross" on the other napkin and we\'re gonna pick one.'
p1147
I775719
I784224
tp1148
a(S'and "Ross" on the other napkin and we\'re gonna pick one.That person will be our backup. Okay?'
p1149
I779423
I787226
tp1150
a(S'That person will be our backup. Okay?-Sounds fair.'
p1151
I784428
I789023
tp1152
a(S'-Sounds fair.All right.'
p1153
I787431
I789023
tp1154
a(S'All right.Good. Switching them up.'
p1155
I787431
I791531
tp1156
a(S'Good. Switching them up.-Pick one.'
p1157
I789233
I796870
tp1158
a(S'-Pick one.Left.'
p1159
I795005
I796870
tp1160
a(S'Left.-Thank you.'
p1161
I795005
I799835
tp1162
a(S"-Thank you.You're welcome."
p1163
I797708
I799835
tp1164
a(S"You're welcome.-Ross."
p1165
I797708
I804514
tp1166
a(S'-Ross.Joey.'
p1167
I802046
I804514
tp1168
a(S'Joey.-We should switch.'
p1169
I802046
I808814
tp1170
a(S'-We should switch.Absolutely.'
p1171
I806550
I808814
tp1172
a(S"Absolutely.I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment."
p1173
I806550
I817074
tp1174
a(S"I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment.I should be with a grownup, you know?"
p1175
I812637
I819766
tp1176
a(S"I should be with a grownup, you know?You're saying you need to be with someone more mature."
p1177
I817275
I824276
tp1178
a(S"You're saying you need to be with someone more mature.Maybe someone with..."
p1179
I820112
I827077
tp1180
a(S'Maybe someone with...a license to practice medicine.'
p1181
I824950
I830114
tp1182
a(S'a license to practice medicine.Or a mustache.'
p1183
I827486
I832218
tp1184
a(S"Or a mustache.Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore."
p1185
I830455
I836187
tp1186
a(S"Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore.I need someone who wants the same things."
p1187
I833525
I839329
tp1188
a(S'I need someone who wants the same things.Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that!'
p1189
I836394
I843991
tp1190
a(S"Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that!Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!"
p1191
I839531
I848336
tp1192
a(S"Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!I think that's fair."
p1193
I844536
I851201
tp1194
a(S"I think that's fair.Please, don't even talk to me about fair."
p1195
I849574
I854344
tp1196
a(S"Please, don't even talk to me about fair.Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then."
p1197
I851409
I857913
tp1198
a(S"Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then.Or Chandler wanting to marry me now."
p1199
I854546
I860584
tp1200
a(S'Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.'
p1201
I858116
I863949
tp1202
a(S'Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.-Nothing! Nothing!'
p1203
I860786
I866852
tp1204
a(S"-Nothing! Nothing!It's okay."
p1205
I864122
I866852
tp1206
a(S"It's okay.Nothing."
p1207
I864122
I872728
tp1208
a(S"Nothing.I don't know."
p1209
I871329
I880697
tp1210
a(S"I don't know.I know."
p1211
I877669
I883805
tp1212
a(S'I know.I have to figure some..'
p1213
I882474
I889711
tp1214
a(S'I have to figure some..Some stuff, before I can...'
p1215
I887345
I892577
tp1216
a(S'Some stuff, before I can...I understand.'
p1217
I889915
I894318
tp1218
a(S'I understand.Take as much time as you want.'
p1219
I892851
I897852
tp1220
a(S'Take as much time as you want.Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it.'
p1221
I895520
I901388
tp1222
a(S"Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it.I'll be here. Not smoking."
p1223
I898590
I905091
tp1224
a(S"I'll be here. Not smoking.Where is she?"
p1225
I902327
I923370
tp1226
a(S"Where is she?I'm not scared of you."
p1227
I921880
I925583
tp1228
a(S"I'm not scared of you.She's not here. And please come in."
p1229
I923615
I930082
tp1230
a(S"She's not here. And please come in.Scotch on the rocks..."
p1231
I927352
I932789
tp1232
a(S'Scotch on the rocks...with a twist, on a coaster.'
p1233
I931356
I935459
tp1234
a(S'with a twist, on a coaster.Monica?'
p1235
I932991
I937218
tp1236
a(S'Monica?Okay, she was here. But she left.'
p1237
I935660
I941431
tp1238
a(S'Okay, she was here. But she left.Where did she go?'
p1239
I938997
I942999
tp1240
a(S'Where did she go?She said she had to think things over.'
p1241
I941600
I945829
tp1242
a(S"She said she had to think things over.Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy."
p1243
I943201
I950440
tp1244
a(S"Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy.Look, nothing happened."
p1245
I946037
I952405
tp1246
a(S"Look, nothing happened.Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her?"
p1247
I950642
I956604
tp1248
a(S"Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her?Well, all right, one thing happened."
p1249
I952611
I959576
tp1250
a(S'Well, all right, one thing happened.You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.'
p1251
I956948
I964251
tp1252
a(S'You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.You made my girlfriend think!'
p1253
I959951
I967050
tp1254
a(S"You made my girlfriend think!Well, I'm sorry."
p1255
I964456
I969889
tp1256
a(S"Well, I'm sorry.-What's to think about? I love her."
p1257
I968126
I973895
tp1258
a(S"-What's to think about? I love her.Well..."
p1259
I971062
I973895
tp1260
a(S"Well...I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't."
p1261
I971062
I977398
tp1262
a(S"I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't.I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan..."
p1263
I974099
I981094
tp1264
a(S"I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan...to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised."
p1265
I977602
I986642
tp1266
a(S"to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised.If it helps, it worked very well."
p1267
I981306
I990005
tp1268
a(S'If it helps, it worked very well.It was working till you showed up, you big tree.'
p1269
I986945
I994250
tp1270
a(S"It was working till you showed up, you big tree.This isn't fair."
p1271
I990849
I998655
tp1272
a(S"This isn't fair.You had your chance with her, and you blew it!"
p1273
I996721
I1002190
tp1274
a(S"You had your chance with her, and you blew it!This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other."
p1275
I998857
I1007331
tp1276
a(S"This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other.And this has all just been one stupid mistake!"
p1277
I1002394
I1010831
tp1278
a(S'And this has all just been one stupid mistake!I was gonna propose tonight.'
p1279
I1007532
I1013701
tp1280
a(S'I was gonna propose tonight.-You were gonna propose?'
p1281
I1011403
I1020270
tp1282
a(S'-You were gonna propose?Yeah, I even...'
p1283
I1016641
I1020270
tp1284
a(S'Yeah, I even...got a ring. Did you get a ring?'
p1285
I1016641
I1024611
tp1286
a(S"got a ring. Did you get a ring?No, I don't have a ring."
p1287
I1021346
I1026477
tp1288
a(S"No, I don't have a ring.You go get her, Chandler."
p1289
I1024816
I1034215
tp1290
a(S'You go get her, Chandler.And can I give you a piece of advice?'
p1291
I1032190
I1039388
tp1292
a(S'And can I give you a piece of advice?If you do get her...'
p1293
I1036828
I1041462
tp1294
a(S"If you do get her...don't let her go."
p1295
I1039597
I1044195
tp1296
a(S"don't let her go.Trust me."
p1297
I1042534
I1045836
tp1298
a(S'Trust me.You know, Richard, you are a good guy.'
p1299
I1044369
I1052265
tp1300
a(S'You know, Richard, you are a good guy.I know.'
p1301
I1048773
I1055772
tp1302
a(S'I know.I hate that.'
p1303
I1054612
I1058572
tp1304
a(S"I hate that.-I've gotta find Monica."
p1305
I1057048
I1075658
tp1306
a(S"-I've gotta find Monica.She's gone."
p1307
I1073064
I1075658
tp1308
a(S"She's gone.-What?"
p1309
I1073064
I1079470
tp1310
a(S'-What?She had a bag and she left.'
p1311
I1076034
I1079470
tp1312
a(S'She had a bag and she left.-What?'
p1313
I1076034
I1081639
tp1314
a(S'-What?She was all crying...'
p1315
I1079671
I1081639
tp1316
a(S'She was all crying...She said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."'
p1317
I1079671
I1085173
tp1318
a(S'She said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."-Why didn\'t you just tell her it was a plan?'
p1319
I1081840
I1089609
tp1320
a(S"-Why didn't you just tell her it was a plan?I told her everything."
p1321
I1085377
I1089609
tp1322
a(S"I told her everything.-But she wouldn't believe me."
p1323
I1085377
I1094080
tp1324
a(S"-But she wouldn't believe me.Well, where..? Where did she go?"
p1325
I1089814
I1094080
tp1326
a(S"Well, where..? Where did she go?To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would."
p1327
I1089814
I1099655
tp1328
a(S"To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would.-I can't believe I ruined this."
p1329
I1094285
I1104423
tp1330
a(S"-I can't believe I ruined this.I am so sorry, man."
p1331
I1100191
I1104423
tp1332
a(S'I am so sorry, man.You wanted it to be a surprise.'
p1333
I1100191
I1118132
tp1334
a(S'You wanted it to be a surprise.Oh, my God.'
p1335
I1115607
I1129543
tp1336
a(S'Oh, my God.Chandler...'
p1337
I1128053
I1137584
tp1338
a(S'Chandler...in all my life...'
p1339
I1136094
I1140898
tp1340
a(S'in all my life...I never thought I would be so lucky...'
p1341
I1138930
I1144295
tp1342
a(S'I never thought I would be so lucky...as to fall in love with my best...'
p1343
I1141633
I1151467
tp1344
a(S'as to fall in love with my best...My best...'
p1345
I1147872
I1154469
tp1346
a(S"My best...There's a reason why girls don't do this!"
p1347
I1152877
I1158482
tp1348
a(S"There's a reason why girls don't do this!I'll do it. I thought..."
p1349
I1155547
I1161977
tp1350
a(S"I'll do it. I thought...Wait, I can do this."
p1351
I1159417
I1168051
tp1352
a(S'Wait, I can do this.I thought that it mattered...'
p1353
I1166424
I1175022
tp1354
a(S'I thought that it mattered...what I said or where I said it.'
p1355
I1171996
I1178828
tp1356
a(S'what I said or where I said it.Then I realized...'
p1357
I1175233
I1181562
tp1358
a(S'Then I realized...the only thing that matters is that you...'
p1359
I1179537
I1184807
tp1360
a(S'the only thing that matters is that you...You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.'
p1361
I1181906
I1193082
tp1362
a(S'You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.And if you let me...'
p1363
I1188713
I1198121
tp1364
a(S"And if you let me...I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way."
p1365
I1196221
I1203092
tp1366
a(S"I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way.Monica..."
p1367
I1198723
I1213402
tp1368
a(S'Monica...will you marry me?'
p1369
I1212003
I1216907
tp1370
a(S'will you marry me?Yes.'
p1371
I1215440
I1220668
tp1372
a(S'Yes.I knew you were likely to take a wife!'
p1373
I1219144
I1237857
tp1374
a(S"I knew you were likely to take a wife!Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!"
p1375
I1234626
I1243027
tp1376
a(S"Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!Come in! Come in!"
p1377
I1239864
I1245159
tp1378
a(S"Come in! Come in!We're engaged!"
p1379
I1243635
I1249103
tp1380
a(S"We're engaged!This is the least jealous I've ever been."
p1381
I1247272
I1258715
tp1382
a(S"This is the least jealous I've ever been.Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here!"
p1383
I1255780
I1262581
tp1384
a(S"Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here!Hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about!"
p1385
I1259350
I1268650
tp1386
a(S"What? What did you..? What?I still love you.I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this."
p1387
I3938
I10144
tp1388
a(S"I still love you.I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this.You're with Chandler, who I like."
p1389
I8242
I13814
tp1390
a(S"I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this.You're with Chandler, who I like.If you say he's straight, I'll believe you."
p1391
I10144
I16417
tp1392
a(S"You're with Chandler, who I like.If you say he's straight, I'll believe you.After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it."
p1393
I13814
I20154
tp1394
a(S"If you say he's straight, I'll believe you.After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it.Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did."
p1395
I16417
I24592
tp1396
a(S"After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it.Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.You're really not supposed to be back here."
p1397
I20154
I28729
tp1398
a(S"Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.You're really not supposed to be back here.I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place..."
p1399
I24592
I32033
tp1400
a(S"You're really not supposed to be back here.I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place...but I had to tell you."
p1401
I28729
I36871
tp1402
a(S"I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place...but I had to tell you.I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you."
p1403
I32033
I39240
tp1404
a(S'but I had to tell you.I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you.I wanna have kids with you.'
p1405
I36871
I43811
tp1406
a(S"I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you.I wanna have kids with you.Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here?"
p1407
I39240
I48482
tp1408
a(S"I wanna have kids with you.Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here?Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late?"
p1409
I43811
I53087
tp1410
a(S"Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here?Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late?You're too late. Where was all this three years ago?"
p1411
I48482
I56958
tp1412
a(S"Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late?You're too late. Where was all this three years ago?I know. I was an idiot."
p1413
I53087
I60728
tp1414
a(S"You're too late. Where was all this three years ago?I know. I was an idiot.I tried to forget you. I really did."
p1415
I56958
I63364
tp1416
a(S'I know. I was an idiot.I tried to forget you. I really did.After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.'
p1417
I60728
I66033
tp1418
a(S'I tried to forget you. I really did.After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.-What did you do there?'
p1419
I63364
I71138
tp1420
a(S'After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.-What did you do there?Work with blind kids.'
p1421
I66033
I71138
tp1422
a(S'-What did you do there?Work with blind kids.What are you doing to me?'
p1423
I71138
I74608
tp1424
a(S'Work with blind kids.What are you doing to me?Look, I...'
p1425
I71138
I77611
tp1426
a(S"What are you doing to me?Look, I...I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen."
p1427
I74608
I79480
tp1428
a(S"Look, I...I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen.That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again."
p1429
I77611
I83317
tp1430
a(S"I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen.That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again.Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am."
p1431
I79480
I87421
tp1432
a(S"That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again.Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am.Well, he is. I mean..."
p1433
I83317
I92025
tp1434
a(S"Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am.Well, he is. I mean...marriage is all he talks about. My goodness!"
p1435
I87421
I94661
tp1436
a(S"Well, he is. I mean...marriage is all he talks about. My goodness!In fact, I'm the one making him wait."
p1437
I92025
I98365
tp1438
a(S"marriage is all he talks about. My goodness!In fact, I'm the one making him wait.You are? Why?"
p1439
I94661
I101468
tp1440
a(S"In fact, I'm the one making him wait.You are? Why?Why?"
p1441
I98365
I103403
tp1442
a(S'You are? Why?Why?Because of the government.'
p1443
I101468
I105772
tp1444
a(S"Why?Because of the government.Isn't it incredible?"
p1445
I103403
I148645
tp1446
a(S"Because of the government.Isn't it incredible?Monica and Chandler are getting married."
p1447
I105772
I151381
tp1448
a(S"Isn't it incredible?Monica and Chandler are getting married.I know. They'll be so happy together."
p1449
I148645
I154618
tp1450
a(S"Monica and Chandler are getting married.I know. They'll be so happy together.How often do two best friends fall in love?"
p1451
I151381
I157888
tp1452
a(S"I know. They'll be so happy together.How often do two best friends fall in love?-Not that often."
p1453
I154618
I160991
tp1454
a(S'How often do two best friends fall in love?-Not that often.No.'
p1455
I157888
I160991
tp1456
a(S"-Not that often.No.-I'm so happy for them."
p1457
I160991
I163927
tp1458
a(S"No.-I'm so happy for them.Me too. So happy for them."
p1459
I160991
I163927
tp1460
a(S"-I'm so happy for them.Me too. So happy for them.I'm so happy and not at all jealous."
p1461
I163927
I168798
tp1462
a(S"Me too. So happy for them.I'm so happy and not at all jealous.Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous."
p1463
I163927
I171835
tp1464
a(S"I'm so happy and not at all jealous.Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous."
p1465
I168798
I180310
tp1466
a(S"Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous.-I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing."
p1467
I171835
I184714
tp1468
a(S"I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous.-I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing.Totally."
p1469
I180310
I184714
tp1470
a(S"-I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing.Totally.-I'm like 90/10."
p1471
I184714
I190687
tp1472
a(S"Totally.-I'm like 90/10.Yeah. Me too."
p1473
I184714
I190687
tp1474
a(S"-I'm like 90/10.Yeah. Me too.Have you guys seen Chandler?"
p1475
I190687
I198497
tp1476
a(S'Yeah. Me too.Have you guys seen Chandler?No. But you know who was looking for you?'
p1477
I190687
I203468
tp1478
a(S'Have you guys seen Chandler?No. But you know who was looking for you?Tennille.'
p1479
I198497
I206572
tp1480
a(S"No. But you know who was looking for you?Tennille.The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that."
p1481
I203468
I216848
tp1482
a(S"Tennille.The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that.Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural."
p1483
I206572
I221520
tp1484
a(S"The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that.Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural.Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs."
p1485
I216848
I227059
tp1486
a(S"Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural.Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs.Pigs don't mate for life."
p1487
I221520
I231330
tp1488
a(S"Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs.Pigs don't mate for life.A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime."
p1489
I227059
I233332
tp1490
a(S"Pigs don't mate for life.A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime.That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports."
p1491
I231330
I237169
tp1492
a(S"A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime.That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports.Are you telling me you may never want to get married?"
p1493
I233332
I243422
tp1494
a(S"That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports.Are you telling me you may never want to get married?Never say never, but, probably..."
p1495
I237169
I247596
tp1496
a(S'Are you telling me you may never want to get married?Never say never, but, probably...yeah, never.'
p1497
I243422
I250432
tp1498
a(S'Never say never, but, probably...yeah, never.Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this?'
p1499
I247596
I252868
tp1500
a(S'yeah, never.Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this?Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure?'
p1501
I250432
I257272
tp1502
a(S'Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this?Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure?Is this some new strategy?'
p1503
I252868
I261176
tp1504
a(S"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure?Is this some new strategy?Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap?"
p1505
I257272
I263278
tp1506
a(S"Is this some new strategy?Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap?You know what? I gotta go."
p1507
I261176
I268484
tp1508
a(S"Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap?You know what? I gotta go.It's okay. I got a plan."
p1509
I263278
I272788
tp1510
a(S"You know what? I gotta go.It's okay. I got a plan.-We're gonna find love."
p1511
I268484
I280963
tp1512
a(S"It's okay. I got a plan.-We're gonna find love.Definitely."
p1513
I272788
I280963
tp1514
a(S"-We're gonna find love.Definitely.Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that."
p1515
I280963
I285100
tp1516
a(S"Definitely.Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler."
p1517
I280963
I288203
tp1518
a(S"Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler.-A guarantee would be nice."
p1519
I285100
I293709
tp1520
a(S"That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler.-A guarantee would be nice.What do you mean?"
p1521
I288203
I293709
tp1522
a(S'-A guarantee would be nice.What do you mean?Some friends make a deal.'
p1523
I293709
I296912
tp1524
a(S'What do you mean?Some friends make a deal.Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.'
p1525
I293709
I299615
tp1526
a(S'Some friends make a deal.Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.-A backup?'
p1527
I296912
I304353
tp1528
a(S'Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.-A backup?Exactly.'
p1529
I299615
I304353
tp1530
a(S"-A backup?Exactly.Yeah, I've got that."
p1531
I304353
I306255
tp1532
a(S"Exactly.Yeah, I've got that.You do?"
p1533
I304353
I309491
tp1534
a(S"Yeah, I've got that.You do?-Who?"
p1535
I306255
I311160
tp1536
a(S'You do?-Who?Joey.'
p1537
I309491
I311160
tp1538
a(S'-Who?Joey.-Joey? Are you serious?'
p1539
I311160
I312628
tp1540
a(S'Joey.-Joey? Are you serious?I locked him in years ago.'
p1541
I311160
I312628
tp1542
a(S"-Joey? Are you serious?I locked him in years ago.Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?"
p1543
I312628
I320703
tp1544
a(S"I locked him in years ago.Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?Yep. We shook on it."
p1545
I312628
I325941
tp1546
a(S"Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey?Yep. We shook on it.But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal."
p1547
I320703
I328243
tp1548
a(S'Yep. We shook on it.But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.Oh, seriously?'
p1549
I325941
I333449
tp1550
a(S'But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.Oh, seriously?I think his exact words were..'
p1551
I328243
I335250
tp1552
a(S'Oh, seriously?I think his exact words were..Charming.'
p1553
I333449
I340255
tp1554
a(S"I think his exact words were..Charming.He's just a backup."
p1555
I335250
I342124
tp1556
a(S"Charming.He's just a backup.-Hey, Monica."
p1557
I340255
I352334
tp1558
a(S"He's just a backup.-Hey, Monica.Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?"
p1559
I342124
I352334
tp1560
a(S"-Hey, Monica.Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?-It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh?"
p1561
I352334
I357506
tp1562
a(S"Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?-It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh?Yeah, it's great."
p1563
I352334
I357506
tp1564
a(S"-It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh?Yeah, it's great.What's wrong? Talk to the captain."
p1565
I357506
I361543
tp1566
a(S"Yeah, it's great.What's wrong? Talk to the captain.Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship."
p1567
I357506
I366048
tp1568
a(S"What's wrong? Talk to the captain.Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship.-Chandler being difficult?"
p1569
I361543
I369685
tp1570
a(S"Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship.-Chandler being difficult?I don't want marriage tomorrow."
p1571
I366048
I369685
tp1572
a(S"-Chandler being difficult?I don't want marriage tomorrow.But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time."
p1573
I369685
I373789
tp1574
a(S"I don't want marriage tomorrow.But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time.-You know Chandler."
p1575
I369685
I378427
tp1576
a(S"But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time.-You know Chandler.No, I don't know Chandler."
p1577
I373789
I378427
tp1578
a(S"-You know Chandler.No, I don't know Chandler.Not anymore. It's like something's changed."
p1579
I378427
I381697
tp1580
a(S"No, I don't know Chandler.Not anymore. It's like something's changed.-Maybe you changed."
p1581
I378427
I386301
tp1582
a(S"Not anymore. It's like something's changed.-Maybe you changed.I didn't change."
p1583
I381697
I386301
tp1584
a(S"-Maybe you changed.I didn't change.Maybe that's the problem."
p1585
I386301
I390105
tp1586
a(S"I didn't change.Maybe that's the problem.-What?"
p1587
I386301
I393542
tp1588
a(S"Maybe that's the problem.-What?Chandler is a complex fellow."
p1589
I390105
I393542
tp1590
a(S'-What?Chandler is a complex fellow.One who is unlikely to take a wife.'
p1591
I393542
I396612
tp1592
a(S"Chandler is a complex fellow.One who is unlikely to take a wife.Does he think I'll wait around for nothing?"
p1593
I393542
I402792
tp1594
a(S"One who is unlikely to take a wife.Does he think I'll wait around for nothing?Face it. Chandler is against marriage."
p1595
I396612
I406162
tp1596
a(S"Does he think I'll wait around for nothing?Face it. Chandler is against marriage.And always will be."
p1597
I402792
I409532
tp1598
a(S"Face it. Chandler is against marriage.And always will be.There's some people who do wanna marry me."
p1599
I406162
I412635
tp1600
a(S"And always will be.There's some people who do wanna marry me.-There are?"
p1601
I409532
I415738
tp1602
a(S"There's some people who do wanna marry me.-There are?Yeah. Richard."
p1603
I412635
I415738
tp1604
a(S'-There are?Yeah. Richard.Richard said he wants to marry you?'
p1605
I415738
I418541
tp1606
a(S'Yeah. Richard.Richard said he wants to marry you?-And Chandler says he hates marriage?'
p1607
I415738
I422111
tp1608
a(S"Richard said he wants to marry you?-And Chandler says he hates marriage?That's right."
p1609
I418541
I422111
tp1610
a(S"-And Chandler says he hates marriage?That's right.Chandler loves marriage!"
p1611
I422111
I426115
tp1612
a(S"That's right.Chandler loves marriage!You just said he hates marriage!"
p1613
I422111
I430153
tp1614
a(S'Chandler loves marriage!You just said he hates marriage!"He\'s a complex fellow who\'s unlikely to take a wife"!'
p1615
I426115
I432588
tp1616
a(S'You just said he hates marriage!"He\'s a complex fellow who\'s unlikely to take a wife"!"He\'s against marriage and always will be"!'
p1617
I430153
I436359
tp1618
a(S'"He\'s a complex fellow who\'s unlikely to take a wife"!"He\'s against marriage and always will be"!You got that from what I said?'
p1619
I432588
I439022
tp1620
a(S'"He\'s against marriage and always will be"!You got that from what I said?-Rach.'
p1621
I436359
I448584
tp1622
a(S'You got that from what I said?-Rach.Hey, you.'
p1623
I439022
I448584
tp1624
a(S'-Rach.Hey, you.-Come on in.'
p1625
I448584
I452655
tp1626
a(S'Hey, you.-Come on in.Thank you.'
p1627
I448584
I452655
tp1628
a(S"-Come on in.Thank you.I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth."
p1629
I452655
I454257
tp1630
a(S"Thank you.I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work."
p1631
I452655
I457527
tp1632
a(S"I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work.I guess it wasn't meant to be."
p1633
I454257
I461831
tp1634
a(S"Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work.I guess it wasn't meant to be.Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it?"
p1635
I457527
I464200
tp1636
a(S"I guess it wasn't meant to be.Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it?-I guess so."
p1637
I461831
I470006
tp1638
a(S"Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it?-I guess so.So, what do you say we make a pact?"
p1639
I464200
I470006
tp1640
a(S'-I guess so.So, what do you say we make a pact?If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.'
p1641
I470006
I473877
tp1642
a(S'So, what do you say we make a pact?If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.I mean, we know each other, we like each other...'
p1643
I470006
I477547
tp1644
a(S"If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.I mean, we know each other, we like each other...we've already slept together, so there'll be no surprises."
p1645
I473877
I480950
tp1646
a(S'I mean, we know each other, we like each other...we\'ve already slept together, so there\'ll be no surprises.No, like, "What\'s that?"'
p1647
I477547
I485188
tp1648
a(S'we\'ve already slept together, so there\'ll be no surprises.No, like, "What\'s that?"-Oh, you want me to be your backup.'
p1649
I480950
I490360
tp1650
a(S'No, like, "What\'s that?"-Oh, you want me to be your backup.Exactly.'
p1651
I485188
I490360
tp1652
a(S'-Oh, you want me to be your backup.Exactly.Yeah. I already have one.'
p1653
I490360
I494697
tp1654
a(S'Exactly.Yeah. I already have one.-What? Who?'
p1655
I490360
I498167
tp1656
a(S'Yeah. I already have one.-What? Who?Phoebe.'
p1657
I494697
I498167
tp1658
a(S'-What? Who?Phoebe.Phoebe?'
p1659
I498167
I499869
tp1660
a(S'Phoebe.Phoebe?But she just said Joey is her backup.'
p1661
I498167
I501905
tp1662
a(S"Phoebe?But she just said Joey is her backup.Oh, I don't think so."
p1663
I499869
I504974
tp1664
a(S"But she just said Joey is her backup.Oh, I don't think so.I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal."
p1665
I501905
I507844
tp1666
a(S"Oh, I don't think so.I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal.That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it."
p1667
I504974
I512048
tp1668
a(S"I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal.That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it.Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that."
p1669
I507844
I516686
tp1670
a(S"That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it.Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.Where the hell have you been?!"
p1671
I512048
I524036
tp1672
a(S'Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.Where the hell have you been?!I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.'
p1673
I516686
I526538
tp1674
a(S'Where the hell have you been?!I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.'
p1675
I524036
I531310
tp1676
a(S'I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.-What?'
p1677
I526538
I534680
tp1678
a(S"Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.-What?I've been trying to find you."
p1679
I531310
I534680
tp1680
a(S"-What?I've been trying to find you.And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!"
p1681
I534680
I538517
tp1682
a(S"I've been trying to find you.And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!-Oh, my God!"
p1683
I534680
I543288
tp1684
a(S"And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!-Oh, my God!I know! They suck!"
p1685
I538517
I543288
tp1686
a(S"-Oh, my God!I know! They suck!He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am!"
p1687
I543288
I545991
tp1688
a(S"I know! They suck!He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am!-I know!"
p1689
I543288
I549461
tp1690
a(S"He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am!-I know!What..?"
p1691
I545991
I549461
tp1692
a(S"-I know!What..?You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass!"
p1693
I549461
I550963
tp1694
a(S"What..?You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass!Will you help me?"
p1695
I549461
I555267
tp1696
a(S"You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass!Will you help me?Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?"
p1697
I550963
I558370
tp1698
a(S"Will you help me?Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?-Look, just go and find Monica."
p1699
I555267
I563742
tp1700
a(S"Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay?-Look, just go and find Monica.You're right."
p1701
I558370
I563742
tp1702
a(S"-Look, just go and find Monica.You're right.Okay. I'm gonna get the ring..."
p1703
I563742
I567379
tp1704
a(S"You're right.Okay. I'm gonna get the ring...I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose!"
p1705
I563742
I569948
tp1706
a(S"Okay. I'm gonna get the ring...I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose!Dude! Dude! Dude!"
p1707
I567379
I574519
tp1708
a(S"I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose!Dude! Dude! Dude!That coconut phone might be good for the boat."
p1709
I569948
I576221
tp1710
a(S'Dude! Dude! Dude!That coconut phone might be good for the boat.Hi.'
p1711
I574519
I594172
tp1712
a(S"That coconut phone might be good for the boat.Hi.I don't know why I'm here."
p1713
I576221
I602947
tp1714
a(S"Hi.I don't know why I'm here.I didn't ask."
p1715
I594172
I605449
tp1716
a(S"I don't know why I'm here.I didn't ask.-You wanna come in?"
p1717
I602947
I609453
tp1718
a(S"I didn't ask.-You wanna come in?I don't know."
p1719
I605449
I609453
tp1720
a(S"-You wanna come in?I don't know.Oh, okay."
p1721
I609453
I613491
tp1722
a(S"I don't know.Oh, okay.I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch."
p1723
I609453
I615860
tp1724
a(S"Oh, okay.I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch.-Chandler is such an idiot!"
p1725
I613491
I621499
tp1726
a(S"I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch.-Chandler is such an idiot!Drink?"
p1727
I615860
I621499
tp1728
a(S'-Chandler is such an idiot!Drink?-Scotch on the..'
p1729
I621499
I626137
tp1730
a(S'Drink?-Scotch on the..Rocks with a twist?'
p1731
I621499
I626137
tp1732
a(S'-Scotch on the..Rocks with a twist?I remember.'
p1733
I626137
I629373
tp1734
a(S'Rocks with a twist?I remember.You still smoking cigars?'
p1735
I626137
I633744
tp1736
a(S"I remember.You still smoking cigars?No, no. That's art."
p1737
I629373
I636747
tp1738
a(S"You still smoking cigars?No, no. That's art.If it bothers you, I can put my art out."
p1739
I633744
I640918
tp1740
a(S"No, no. That's art.If it bothers you, I can put my art out.No, that's okay."
p1741
I636747
I644688
tp1742
a(S"If it bothers you, I can put my art out.No, that's okay.So, Monica, let me ask you a question."
p1743
I640918
I649026
tp1744
a(S"No, that's okay.So, Monica, let me ask you a question.Since we broke up, do you ever..."
p1745
I644688
I652863
tp1746
a(S'So, Monica, let me ask you a question.Since we broke up, do you ever...think about me?'
p1747
I649026
I656000
tp1748
a(S'Since we broke up, do you ever...think about me?Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.'
p1749
I652863
I658402
tp1750
a(S'think about me?Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.-Really?'
p1751
I656000
I661639
tp1752
a(S"Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.-Really?But it's because..."
p1753
I658402
I661639
tp1754
a(S"-Really?But it's because...I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor."
p1755
I661639
I663808
tp1756
a(S"But it's because...I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor.-Who is it?"
p1757
I661639
I668679
tp1758
a(S"I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor.-Who is it?Edward Nevsky."
p1759
I663808
I668679
tp1760
a(S"-Who is it?Edward Nevsky.He's no good."
p1761
I668679
I670648
tp1762
a(S"Edward Nevsky.He's no good.Do you ever think about me..."
p1763
I668679
I674018
tp1764
a(S"He's no good.Do you ever think about me...-in a non-eye-doctor way?"
p1765
I670648
I678022
tp1766
a(S'Do you ever think about me...-in a non-eye-doctor way?No.'
p1767
I674018
I678022
tp1768
a(S"-in a non-eye-doctor way?No.Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done."
p1769
I678022
I685429
tp1770
a(S"No.Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done.I never let myself think about you."
p1771
I678022
I690134
tp1772
a(S"Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done.I never let myself think about you.Wow."
p1773
I685429
I693537
tp1774
a(S'I never let myself think about you.Wow.Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?'
p1775
I690134
I700077
tp1776
a(S"Wow.Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?-You can't have two backups!"
p1777
I693537
I703214
tp1778
a(S"Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?-You can't have two backups!Of course I can."
p1779
I700077
I703214
tp1780
a(S"-You can't have two backups!Of course I can.It's good sense to back up your backup."
p1781
I703214
I707251
tp1782
a(S"Of course I can.It's good sense to back up your backup.-Look, I've already lost Chandler."
p1783
I703214
I710321
tp1784
a(S"It's good sense to back up your backup.-Look, I've already lost Chandler.What?"
p1785
I707251
I710321
tp1786
a(S"-Look, I've already lost Chandler.What?Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup?"
p1787
I710321
I713858
tp1788
a(S"What?Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup?How could you do this to me?"
p1789
I710321
I716827
tp1790
a(S"Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup?How could you do this to me?Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation."
p1791
I713858
I720030
tp1792
a(S'How could you do this to me?Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation.-I was not!'
p1793
I716827
I724602
tp1794
a(S"Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation.-I was not!No, we weren't!"
p1795
I720030
I724602
tp1796
a(S"-I was not!No, we weren't!This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married."
p1797
I724602
I726737
tp1798
a(S"No, we weren't!This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married.You can't have both. Pick one."
p1799
I724602
I731208
tp1800
a(S"This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married.You can't have both. Pick one.-Pick me!"
p1801
I726737
I733777
tp1802
a(S"You can't have both. Pick one.-Pick me!No, pick me!"
p1803
I731208
I733777
tp1804
a(S"-Pick me!No, pick me!-I don't wanna end up an old maid."
p1805
I733777
I735513
tp1806
a(S"No, pick me!-I don't wanna end up an old maid.All right. Well, let's see."
p1807
I733777
I735513
tp1808
a(S"-I don't wanna end up an old maid.All right. Well, let's see.Ross is a good father."
p1809
I735513
I740684
tp1810
a(S"All right. Well, let's see.Ross is a good father.But..."
p1811
I735513
I743454
tp1812
a(S'Ross is a good father.But...Joey has a boat. This is hard.'
p1813
I740684
I744755
tp1814
a(S'But...Joey has a boat. This is hard.This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel.'
p1815
I743454
I747291
tp1816
a(S'Joey has a boat. This is hard.This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel.-I wanna switch to Rachel too.'
p1817
I744755
I750294
tp1818
a(S'This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel.-I wanna switch to Rachel too.No, wait. Just wait.'
p1819
I747291
I750294
tp1820
a(S"-I wanna switch to Rachel too.No, wait. Just wait.Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions."
p1821
I750294
I754064
tp1822
a(S"No, wait. Just wait.Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions.Just remember my promise:"
p1823
I750294
I757434
tp1824
a(S"Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions.Just remember my promise:If we get married, three times a week."
p1825
I754064
I759637
tp1826
a(S'Just remember my promise:If we get married, three times a week.Oh, my God. Phoebe...'
p1827
I757434
I762873
tp1828
a(S"If we get married, three times a week.Oh, my God. Phoebe...I'm talking about massages."
p1829
I759637
I764642
tp1830
a(S"Oh, my God. Phoebe...I'm talking about massages.No, I'm not."
p1831
I762873
I767311
tp1832
a(S"I'm talking about massages.No, I'm not.I know how to settle it. We'll do this."
p1833
I764642
I772550
tp1834
a(S'No, I\'m not.I know how to settle it. We\'ll do this.I\'m gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...'
p1835
I767311
I775719
tp1836
a(S'I know how to settle it. We\'ll do this.I\'m gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...and "Ross" on the other napkin and we\'re gonna pick one.'
p1837
I772550
I779423
tp1838
a(S'I\'m gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...and "Ross" on the other napkin and we\'re gonna pick one.That person will be our backup. Okay?'
p1839
I775719
I784428
tp1840
a(S'and "Ross" on the other napkin and we\'re gonna pick one.That person will be our backup. Okay?-Sounds fair.'
p1841
I779423
I787431
tp1842
a(S'That person will be our backup. Okay?-Sounds fair.All right.'
p1843
I784428
I787431
tp1844
a(S'-Sounds fair.All right.Good. Switching them up.'
p1845
I787431
I789233
tp1846
a(S'All right.Good. Switching them up.-Pick one.'
p1847
I787431
I795005
tp1848
a(S'Good. Switching them up.-Pick one.Left.'
p1849
I789233
I795005
tp1850
a(S'-Pick one.Left.-Thank you.'
p1851
I795005
I797708
tp1852
a(S"Left.-Thank you.You're welcome."
p1853
I795005
I797708
tp1854
a(S"-Thank you.You're welcome.-Ross."
p1855
I797708
I802046
tp1856
a(S"You're welcome.-Ross.Joey."
p1857
I797708
I802046
tp1858
a(S'-Ross.Joey.-We should switch.'
p1859
I802046
I806550
tp1860
a(S'Joey.-We should switch.Absolutely.'
p1861
I802046
I806550
tp1862
a(S"-We should switch.Absolutely.I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment."
p1863
I806550
I812637
tp1864
a(S"Absolutely.I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment.I should be with a grownup, you know?"
p1865
I806550
I817275
tp1866
a(S"I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment.I should be with a grownup, you know?You're saying you need to be with someone more mature."
p1867
I812637
I820112
tp1868
a(S"I should be with a grownup, you know?You're saying you need to be with someone more mature.Maybe someone with..."
p1869
I817275
I824950
tp1870
a(S"You're saying you need to be with someone more mature.Maybe someone with...a license to practice medicine."
p1871
I820112
I827486
tp1872
a(S'Maybe someone with...a license to practice medicine.Or a mustache.'
p1873
I824950
I830455
tp1874
a(S"a license to practice medicine.Or a mustache.Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore."
p1875
I827486
I833525
tp1876
a(S"Or a mustache.Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore.I need someone who wants the same things."
p1877
I830455
I836394
tp1878
a(S"Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore.I need someone who wants the same things.Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that!"
p1879
I833525
I839531
tp1880
a(S"I need someone who wants the same things.Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that!Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!"
p1881
I836394
I844536
tp1882
a(S"Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that!Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!I think that's fair."
p1883
I839531
I849574
tp1884
a(S"Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!I think that's fair.Please, don't even talk to me about fair."
p1885
I844536
I851409
tp1886
a(S"I think that's fair.Please, don't even talk to me about fair.Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then."
p1887
I849574
I854546
tp1888
a(S"Please, don't even talk to me about fair.Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then.Or Chandler wanting to marry me now."
p1889
I851409
I858116
tp1890
a(S"Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then.Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing."
p1891
I854546
I860786
tp1892
a(S'Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.-Nothing! Nothing!'
p1893
I858116
I864122
tp1894
a(S"Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.-Nothing! Nothing!It's okay."
p1895
I860786
I864122
tp1896
a(S"-Nothing! Nothing!It's okay.Nothing."
p1897
I864122
I871329
tp1898
a(S"It's okay.Nothing.I don't know."
p1899
I864122
I877669
tp1900
a(S"Nothing.I don't know.I know."
p1901
I871329
I882474
tp1902
a(S"I don't know.I know.I have to figure some.."
p1903
I877669
I887345
tp1904
a(S'I know.I have to figure some..Some stuff, before I can...'
p1905
I882474
I889915
tp1906
a(S'I have to figure some..Some stuff, before I can...I understand.'
p1907
I887345
I892851
tp1908
a(S'Some stuff, before I can...I understand.Take as much time as you want.'
p1909
I889915
I895520
tp1910
a(S'I understand.Take as much time as you want.Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it.'
p1911
I892851
I898590
tp1912
a(S"Take as much time as you want.Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it.I'll be here. Not smoking."
p1913
I895520
I902327
tp1914
a(S"Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it.I'll be here. Not smoking.Where is she?"
p1915
I898590
I921880
tp1916
a(S"I'll be here. Not smoking.Where is she?I'm not scared of you."
p1917
I902327
I923615
tp1918
a(S"Where is she?I'm not scared of you.She's not here. And please come in."
p1919
I921880
I927352
tp1920
a(S"I'm not scared of you.She's not here. And please come in.Scotch on the rocks..."
p1921
I923615
I931356
tp1922
a(S"She's not here. And please come in.Scotch on the rocks...with a twist, on a coaster."
p1923
I927352
I932991
tp1924
a(S'Scotch on the rocks...with a twist, on a coaster.Monica?'
p1925
I931356
I935660
tp1926
a(S'with a twist, on a coaster.Monica?Okay, she was here. But she left.'
p1927
I932991
I938997
tp1928
a(S'Monica?Okay, she was here. But she left.Where did she go?'
p1929
I935660
I941600
tp1930
a(S'Okay, she was here. But she left.Where did she go?She said she had to think things over.'
p1931
I938997
I943201
tp1932
a(S"Where did she go?She said she had to think things over.Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy."
p1933
I941600
I946037
tp1934
a(S"She said she had to think things over.Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy.Look, nothing happened."
p1935
I943201
I950642
tp1936
a(S"Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy.Look, nothing happened.Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her?"
p1937
I946037
I952611
tp1938
a(S"Look, nothing happened.Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her?Well, all right, one thing happened."
p1939
I950642
I956948
tp1940
a(S"Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her?Well, all right, one thing happened.You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over."
p1941
I952611
I959951
tp1942
a(S'Well, all right, one thing happened.You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.You made my girlfriend think!'
p1943
I956948
I964456
tp1944
a(S"You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.You made my girlfriend think!Well, I'm sorry."
p1945
I959951
I968126
tp1946
a(S"You made my girlfriend think!Well, I'm sorry.-What's to think about? I love her."
p1947
I964456
I971062
tp1948
a(S"Well, I'm sorry.-What's to think about? I love her.Well..."
p1949
I968126
I971062
tp1950
a(S"-What's to think about? I love her.Well...I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't."
p1951
I971062
I974099
tp1952
a(S"Well...I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't.I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan..."
p1953
I971062
I977602
tp1954
a(S"I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't.I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan...to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised."
p1955
I974099
I981306
tp1956
a(S"I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan...to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised.If it helps, it worked very well."
p1957
I977602
I986945
tp1958
a(S"to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised.If it helps, it worked very well.It was working till you showed up, you big tree."
p1959
I981306
I990849
tp1960
a(S"If it helps, it worked very well.It was working till you showed up, you big tree.This isn't fair."
p1961
I986945
I996721
tp1962
a(S"It was working till you showed up, you big tree.This isn't fair.You had your chance with her, and you blew it!"
p1963
I990849
I998857
tp1964
a(S"This isn't fair.You had your chance with her, and you blew it!This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other."
p1965
I996721
I1002394
tp1966
a(S"You had your chance with her, and you blew it!This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other.And this has all just been one stupid mistake!"
p1967
I998857
I1007532
tp1968
a(S"This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other.And this has all just been one stupid mistake!I was gonna propose tonight."
p1969
I1002394
I1011403
tp1970
a(S'And this has all just been one stupid mistake!I was gonna propose tonight.-You were gonna propose?'
p1971
I1007532
I1016641
tp1972
a(S'I was gonna propose tonight.-You were gonna propose?Yeah, I even...'
p1973
I1011403
I1016641
tp1974
a(S'-You were gonna propose?Yeah, I even...got a ring. Did you get a ring?'
p1975
I1016641
I1021346
tp1976
a(S"Yeah, I even...got a ring. Did you get a ring?No, I don't have a ring."
p1977
I1016641
I1024816
tp1978
a(S"got a ring. Did you get a ring?No, I don't have a ring.You go get her, Chandler."
p1979
I1021346
I1032190
tp1980
a(S"No, I don't have a ring.You go get her, Chandler.And can I give you a piece of advice?"
p1981
I1024816
I1036828
tp1982
a(S'You go get her, Chandler.And can I give you a piece of advice?If you do get her...'
p1983
I1032190
I1039597
tp1984
a(S"And can I give you a piece of advice?If you do get her...don't let her go."
p1985
I1036828
I1042534
tp1986
a(S"If you do get her...don't let her go.Trust me."
p1987
I1039597
I1044369
tp1988
a(S"don't let her go.Trust me.You know, Richard, you are a good guy."
p1989
I1042534
I1048773
tp1990
a(S'Trust me.You know, Richard, you are a good guy.I know.'
p1991
I1044369
I1054612
tp1992
a(S'You know, Richard, you are a good guy.I know.I hate that.'
p1993
I1048773
I1057048
tp1994
a(S"I know.I hate that.-I've gotta find Monica."
p1995
I1054612
I1073064
tp1996
a(S"I hate that.-I've gotta find Monica.She's gone."
p1997
I1057048
I1073064
tp1998
a(S"-I've gotta find Monica.She's gone.-What?"
p1999
I1073064
I1076034
tp2000
a(S"She's gone.-What?She had a bag and she left."
p2001
I1073064
I1076034
tp2002
a(S'-What?She had a bag and she left.-What?'
p2003
I1076034
I1079671
tp2004
a(S'She had a bag and she left.-What?She was all crying...'
p2005
I1076034
I1079671
tp2006
a(S'-What?She was all crying...She said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."'
p2007
I1079671
I1081840
tp2008
a(S'She was all crying...She said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."-Why didn\'t you just tell her it was a plan?'
p2009
I1079671
I1085377
tp2010
a(S'She said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."-Why didn\'t you just tell her it was a plan?I told her everything.'
p2011
I1081840
I1085377
tp2012
a(S"-Why didn't you just tell her it was a plan?I told her everything.-But she wouldn't believe me."
p2013
I1085377
I1089814
tp2014
a(S"I told her everything.-But she wouldn't believe me.Well, where..? Where did she go?"
p2015
I1085377
I1089814
tp2016
a(S"-But she wouldn't believe me.Well, where..? Where did she go?To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would."
p2017
I1089814
I1094285
tp2018
a(S"Well, where..? Where did she go?To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would.-I can't believe I ruined this."
p2019
I1089814
I1100191
tp2020
a(S"To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would.-I can't believe I ruined this.I am so sorry, man."
p2021
I1094285
I1100191
tp2022
a(S"-I can't believe I ruined this.I am so sorry, man.You wanted it to be a surprise."
p2023
I1100191
I1115607
tp2024
a(S'I am so sorry, man.You wanted it to be a surprise.Oh, my God.'
p2025
I1100191
I1128053
tp2026
a(S'You wanted it to be a surprise.Oh, my God.Chandler...'
p2027
I1115607
I1136094
tp2028
a(S'Oh, my God.Chandler...in all my life...'
p2029
I1128053
I1138930
tp2030
a(S'Chandler...in all my life...I never thought I would be so lucky...'
p2031
I1136094
I1141633
tp2032
a(S'in all my life...I never thought I would be so lucky...as to fall in love with my best...'
p2033
I1138930
I1147872
tp2034
a(S'I never thought I would be so lucky...as to fall in love with my best...My best...'
p2035
I1141633
I1152877
tp2036
a(S"as to fall in love with my best...My best...There's a reason why girls don't do this!"
p2037
I1147872
I1155547
tp2038
a(S"My best...There's a reason why girls don't do this!I'll do it. I thought..."
p2039
I1152877
I1159417
tp2040
a(S"There's a reason why girls don't do this!I'll do it. I thought...Wait, I can do this."
p2041
I1155547
I1166424
tp2042
a(S"I'll do it. I thought...Wait, I can do this.I thought that it mattered..."
p2043
I1159417
I1171996
tp2044
a(S'Wait, I can do this.I thought that it mattered...what I said or where I said it.'
p2045
I1166424
I1175233
tp2046
a(S'I thought that it mattered...what I said or where I said it.Then I realized...'
p2047
I1171996
I1179537
tp2048
a(S'what I said or where I said it.Then I realized...the only thing that matters is that you...'
p2049
I1175233
I1181906
tp2050
a(S'Then I realized...the only thing that matters is that you...You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.'
p2051
I1179537
I1188713
tp2052
a(S'the only thing that matters is that you...You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.And if you let me...'
p2053
I1181906
I1196221
tp2054
a(S"You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.And if you let me...I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way."
p2055
I1188713
I1198723
tp2056
a(S"And if you let me...I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way.Monica..."
p2057
I1196221
I1212003
tp2058
a(S"I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way.Monica...will you marry me?"
p2059
I1198723
I1215440
tp2060
a(S'Monica...will you marry me?Yes.'
p2061
I1212003
I1219144
tp2062
a(S'will you marry me?Yes.I knew you were likely to take a wife!'
p2063
I1215440
I1234626
tp2064
a(S"Yes.I knew you were likely to take a wife!Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!"
p2065
I1219144
I1239864
tp2066
a(S"I knew you were likely to take a wife!Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!Come in! Come in!"
p2067
I1234626
I1243635
tp2068
a(S"Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!Come in! Come in!We're engaged!"
p2069
I1239864
I1247272
tp2070
a(S"Come in! Come in!We're engaged!This is the least jealous I've ever been."
p2071
I1243635
I1255780
tp2072
a(S"We're engaged!This is the least jealous I've ever been.Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here!"
p2073
I1247272
I1259350
tp2074
a(S"This is the least jealous I've ever been.Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here!Hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about!"
p2075
I1255780
I1264589
tp2076
a.